Kids, it’s time to watch what is tantamount to a public service announcement against drug and alcohol use. Confused? Don’t be. Just sit back and marvel as our collective heroine Lindsay Lohan‘s rapid life in the public consciousness over the last 22 years takes us on a merry go round of astonishment as it is captured in this jaw dropping photo montage of our princess over the years.
The moral of the story, don’t try this at home, especially if you have parents who are more hungry than you can ever imagine who are willing to ride off your back to make a pony dime and leave you in the ditch when you try coming up for air. Then again life can only be understood by living it. Perhaps our collective hero had to hit rock bottom to resurrect herself. But will she?
The furious and tormented life of an American hero in the world of glitz and make believe….
Lindsay Lohan is no longer a legal pariah. Will the public rebel?
Michael Lohan now insists porn star did not have sex with Lindsay while he slept.
Lindsay Lohan insists she is not a hit and run disaster.
Lindsay Lohan goes back to red. But is it just a ploy?
Will Terry Richardson cave in and become Lindsay Lohan’s next love conquest?
Never mind Lilo is no longer a home body but a party animal once again.
Lindsay Lohan turns out to be a complete flop on SNL.
Lindsay Lohan announces she is now clean. But what happened to her face?
Lilo appears in court dressed like a Stepford wife. Inches away from freedom at last.
Lindsay Lohan gets into an altercation at the Standard hotel after accused of wearing a wig.
New Lindsay Lohan photo shoot: cleavage, nipples and wanton lust.
My hero Lilo arrives to NYC with a new poodle coat and what appears to be a pronounced double chin.
This can’t be true? My hero Lilo turns down easy New Year’s Eve money…
Please Lindsay Lohan what’s up with the double chin lately?
The courts heap praise on our hero Lindsay Lohan as a criminal reincarnate.
Lindsay Lohan’s only unairbrushed Playboy shot released.
Breaking news: Lindsay Lohan finds her missing purse minus $10 000.
Lindsay Lohan Playboy entire photo spread leaked on line. Bye bye one million dollars.
My hero released from jail after only 4 and half hours. Pass me champagne!
My hero Lindsay Lohan crashes J. Edgar movie premiere party and freaks A listers out.»
MY HERO LINDSAY LOHAN IS ORDERED TO GO BACK TO JAIL.
LINDSAY LOHAN: LOOK AT ME, NO MORE METH TEETH (FOR NOW).
MY HERO LINDSAY LOHAN AGREES TO SPREAD FOR PLAYBOY FOR A COOL $1 MILLION BUCKS.
MICHAEL LOHAN: ‘I THINK MY LITTLE GIRL IS A CRACKHEAD.’
Oh no! Lindsay Lohan scores herself a 5th mugshot picture.
My favorite hero’s probation is revoked. Lindsay Lohan bail set at $100 000.
IT’S TIME TO FIND OUT WHICH A GRADE CELEBRITY WHORE THESE TEETH BELONG TO.
LINDSAY LOHAN, MY FAVORITE HAWT MESS IS BEING SUED AGAIN…
LINDSAY LOHAN CAUSES A SCENE AS SHE TELLS OFF HER MILLIONAIRE BOYFRIEND’S MODEL WIFE.
Did Lindsay Lohan slice up a fellow reveler at V magazine’s party at the Boom Boom room last night?
Gawd no! Don’t let this be Moma Lohan making out with the wicked wench of Crack-ville!!
Marc Jacobs has Lindsay Lohan kicked out of his after party.»
LINDSAY LOHAN HAS PAPARAZZO THROWN OUT OF FASHION TENTS.
LINDSAY LOHAN TO JUDGE; ” I CAN’T AFFORD COUNSELING BUT I SURE CAN AFFORD $1200 LOUBOUTINS.”
LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS TO SHOW YOU HER POOLSIDE POT BELLY.
LINDSAY LOHAN- A PERFECT BELLIGERENT MESS(AGAIN).
LINDSAY LOHAN GOES FOR THE SHEER LOOK.
GUESS WHICH DRUNK BITCH THIS IS?
PAYOLA: STARRING LINDSAY LOHAN AND CO.
LINDSAY LOHAN JUST WANTS TO PARTY ALL THE TIME.
IS THIS ONE READY TO COME OUT OF THE OVEN YET?
Say goodbye to Lindsay Lohan. Oh the tears…
IS LINDSAY LOHAN GETTING READY TO RETURN TO JAIL?
THE PAPARAZZI PHOTO THAT SET POLICE ON LILO
LINDSAY LOHAN ACCUSED OF STEALING A $5000 NECKLACE.
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