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Michael Lohan now insists porn star did not have sex with Lindsay while he slept.

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Alex Torress- preferred hawt bixch

Lindsay Lohan would like to confirm once again that she is on a ceaseless roll…

Kids, I don’t know what to make of this story except to say off the cuff that I am pretty jealous. Afer all who wouldn’t want to have their spleen made throbbing love to courtesy of a megalomaniac porn star who can’t resist divulging the dirty on local Canadian radio station?

radaronine: Alex Torres claims to have had sex with Lindsay Lohan while her father Michael Lohan was asleep in the same house, and RadarOnline.com has audio of the porn star recalling his torrid encounter.

Torres, who goes by the screen name Voodoo, talked with The Jim Richards Show on Newstalk 1010 in Toronto on Friday when he divulged his A-list romp.

Listen To Voodoo’s Interview With Toronto’s Newstalk 1010

“Ask him [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs,” Voodoo says. “I’m not joking!”

Lindsay Lohan, our collective hero.

Well, sure. Who wouldn’t want to ask Michael if he is aware that his little hawt bixch is an out of control dilettante? But then again, couldn’t the same statement be made with respect to everyone in the Lohan family except perhaps for the youngest of the Lohan dynasty, Michael Junior who Milo and Dina have yet to trudge in front of a camera set yet.

Continues radaronline:

“Many of these Hollywood celebrities pay me a high price dollar to come and satisfy them. I’m not joking!” he says.

To clarify, host Jim Richards says, “So you’ve been with Lindsay Lohan?”

“I’m saying that,” Voodoo confirms.

Yet this all changed this afternoon when our collective dirtbag, Michael Lohan was quoted by radaronline (yes getting your mug out there when you are a media whore is a never ending saga):

“This delusional moron wishes he had a nanosecond alone with Lindsay!” Michael Lohan exploded at Radar Online, responding to Torres’ allegations. “If I ever caught a guy having sex with my daughter in my house I’d be in jail the rest of my life, especially a dirt ball porn star.”

Of course who’s more delusional is a matter of opinion. Offers once again our collective dirt bag:

Michael Lohan charges that Torres, who has starred in more than 350 adult films, was simply using his daughter’s name to increase his own fame.

Is that the pot calling the kettle black?

“Another worm crawling out of the woodwork trying to get some publicity,” said Lohan, vehemently defending his daughter’s honor. “Lindsay would NEVER stoop to the level of this neophyte [the lowest form of living organism on earth]. Sad, very sad. I pity him.”

No Lindsay would only stoop to lesser levels of decency but that’s exactly why we love the hawt bixch.

The only question at this stage is how much did our hero Lilo pay our new found porn star hero for the privilege of his savage loins and whether Lilo actually got off on the experience, then again let’s be honest who doesn’t wish they had the volition to do a porn star (I know I do) once in a while….

Michael Lohan, our collective dirtbag.
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  • who cares, it is just sex…this porn star is a wannabe celebrity and appears to go to any lengths, to achieve his pseudo fame, or 15 minutes of it, as Warhol said.

    Bottoms line, if he is telling the truth, he got paid and laid..then he broadcasts her personal life all over the media. this guy “Voodooped” is a goof and an opportunist.

    If she did have sex, with the sum bag, she better get some blood tests done and not for drug use!… .

  • Life Kia

    i don’t think so she does this in the same house and his father slept never

  • Anonymous

    What’s next? A Muppet threesome?