America’s favorite media whore scored a big win over a paparazzo at yesterday’s Cynthia Rowley fashion show.
Reports the NY Post, Lohan was set to take her seat just before Rowley’s show was set to commence when a paparazzo leapt from backstage and started taking snaps of the washed up actress.
Fortunately for Lilo, who was sporting a new fuxked up look: over puffed lips and peroxide stark blonde hair,( because even trolls can reinvent themselves ) security pulled the maggot photographer away before she could even register that somehow she still mattered in someone else’s life. For his troubles, said paparazzo had his media credentials stripped. (Yes we know Lilo sent him a long sorry letter later that evening whilst doing fist bumps).
Rowley for her part as a sign of mocking deference later pointed and smiled in the direction of the entertainer when she came to take her post show bows.
The moral of the lesson? Even a high end fashion designer can expect to be upstaged by Lohan at her own event, because god has ordained that ultimately Lohan is the only spectacle that ultimately matters.
Don’t you wish you had puffy lips and a coupon ticket for a $6 can of fierce peroxide lifetime supply of humility? Of course you do…