How many designer shoes can you buy for $1200?
Kids the surreal tele drama called ” This is my deranged life, courtesy of a whacked Valley Girl with a deviated septum,” just keeps getting whack.
Let’s all head over to Lilo’s perpetual stage, the public courtroom and pick up from the latest saga from this side of Lala land Los Angeles.
dailymail.co.uk: Embattled actress Lindsay Lohan claimed she was struggling to pay for court-ordered counselling during a routine probation hearing in Los Angeles today.
Judge Stephanie Sautner demanded proof that the Mean Girls star was seeing a psychiatrist as required – however her lawyer Shaun Chapman Holley told her that she and her client had been unable to find one for financial reasons.
Ms Holley said: ‘Ms Lohan cannot be in group therapy because of the publicity it would attract and the paparazzi.
Hmm. Interesting, because whilst this hawt bixch was vexing her soul to the judge her little tootsies were shrouded in Louboutins. And as all you bixches know, that ain’t cheap dope. Well $1200 of it anyway.
But then the judge did the unthinkable and suggested that our collective heroine get a loan. Loan? Really? But Lilo has already pawned off her future yet to be born destitute kiddies, her used plastic baggies and that red car she smashed up last summer whilst she was cruising for more plastic bags some fresh air.
Personally me thinks Lilo has done all the therapy she will ever need. In a way she’s therapy for us, a large dollop of look what can happen to you when you shove too much sugar starch up your nostrils. But really them damn Louboutins look hawt, and personally I’d rather look like a starving show girl on the mend than a bona fide criminal trying to reckon with that part of my psyche that keeps seeing me in the loony bin and my favorite stage; the public court room.
I’ll think I’ll take a pair of red Louboutins too thanks.