Lindsay Lohan has a confession to make. What you wonder? The media whoredom of the dentist who gave her mouth a facelift. That’s right kids, our collective heroine Lindsay ‘I know how to make more money and be a jack ass at the same time’ took to her twitter yesterday to give her dentist, Dr
I’mhereforanycelebritywhore24x7 Dorfmann the plug of a lifetime.
Wrote our heroine: ‘Thanks Dr Dorfmann for the zoom… My gums are so sore though!’
Kids, me thinks that the little munchkins that Dr Dorfmann calls his secretaries are going to get blisters on their ears after the deluge of ensuing phone calls which will have his assistants signing up for disability pursuant to damaged ear lobes pursuant to aspiring media whores running over to get their own set of ‘no more crack teeth and other inconveniences ‘ now that I met Dr Dorfmann. Personally, I’m still trying to save up for the bus fare, but even I am hopeful I’ll make it to Dr Dorfmann’s office, what although I’ll have to say or do to get my free set of free teeth may well need some imagination (the things us bloggers are forced to do…).
One day in the not too distant future when our hero is lining up for her prison meal of ghoulash and burned turnips she will at least have the pleasure of knowing when she catches the reflection of her shiny teeth and shiny life against the prison spoon not everything in her life is a downward spiral.
Don’t you wish you could get a free pair of white pearls this afternoon? Of course you do…Dr Dorfmann and his munchkins are waiting for your phone call now: 1800 MEDIA WHORE