Bixches will be bixches.
Looks like my hero, Lilo didn’t take too kindly at Purple magazine‘s fete this past Saturday night when a guest was said to have accused her of wearing a wig. Her highness being mortally offended and one presumes beguiled by the insolent remark snapped back that it in fact wasn’t. Unlike last time though, it appears our collective heroine held herself back and proceeded to shmooze with Purple editor Olivier Zahm and his guests which included your typical gaggle of poseurs, scenesters and old hats including Russell Simmons and Sofia Vergara.
Apart from her AmfAR gaffewhere the media whore tried to get a wealthy Canadian financier whom she had been chatting up earlier that evening to pony up $20 000 to buy her highness a Hublot diamond watch (and you thought a fancy cocktail was asking for too much) our collective hero has been surprisingly low key and has yet to make major headlines. Perhaps that will change as fashion week resumes this Monday morning and our hero finds new parties to attend.
New Lindsay Lohan photo shoot: cleavage, nipples and wanton lust.
My hero Lilo arrives to NYC with a new poodle coat and what appears to be a pronounced double chin.
This can’t be true? My hero Lilo turns down easy New Year’s Eve money…
Please Lindsay Lohan what’s up with the double chin lately?
The courts heap praise on our hero Lindsay Lohan as a criminal reincarnate.
Lindsay Lohan’s only unairbrushed Playboy shot released.
Breaking news: Lindsay Lohan finds her missing purse minus $10 000.
Lindsay Lohan Playboy entire photo spread leaked on line. Bye bye one million dollars.
My hero released from jail after only 4 and half hours. Pass me champagne!
My hero Lindsay Lohan crashes J. Edgar movie premiere party and freaks A listers out.»
MY HERO LINDSAY LOHAN IS ORDERED TO GO BACK TO JAIL.
LINDSAY LOHAN: LOOK AT ME, NO MORE METH TEETH (FOR NOW).
MY HERO LINDSAY LOHAN AGREES TO SPREAD FOR PLAYBOY FOR A COOL $1 MILLION BUCKS.
MICHAEL LOHAN: ‘I THINK MY LITTLE GIRL IS A CRACKHEAD.’
Oh no! Lindsay Lohan scores herself a 5th mugshot picture.
My favorite hero’s probation is revoked. Lindsay Lohan bail set at $100 000.
IT’S TIME TO FIND OUT WHICH A GRADE CELEBRITY WHORE THESE TEETH BELONG TO.
LINDSAY LOHAN, MY FAVORITE HAWT MESS IS BEING SUED AGAIN…
LINDSAY LOHAN CAUSES A SCENE AS SHE TELLS OFF HER MILLIONAIRE BOYFRIEND’S MODEL WIFE.
Did Lindsay Lohan slice up a fellow reveler at V magazine’s party at the Boom Boom room last night?
Gawd no! Don’t let this be Moma Lohan making out with the wicked wench of Crack-ville!!
Marc Jacobs has Lindsay Lohan kicked out of his after party.»
LINDSAY LOHAN HAS PAPARAZZO THROWN OUT OF FASHION TENTS.
LINDSAY LOHAN TO JUDGE; ” I CAN’T AFFORD COUNSELING BUT I SURE CAN AFFORD $1200 LOUBOUTINS.”
LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS TO SHOW YOU HER POOLSIDE POT BELLY.
LINDSAY LOHAN- A PERFECT BELLIGERENT MESS(AGAIN).
LINDSAY LOHAN GOES FOR THE SHEER LOOK.
GUESS WHICH DRUNK BITCH THIS IS?
PAYOLA: STARRING LINDSAY LOHAN AND CO.
LINDSAY LOHAN JUST WANTS TO PARTY ALL THE TIME.
IS THIS ONE READY TO COME OUT OF THE OVEN YET?
Say goodbye to Lindsay Lohan. Oh the tears…
IS LINDSAY LOHAN GETTING READY TO RETURN TO JAIL?