Will Lilo be packing her six pack?
FIrst it was I need to stay cuchie koo ( I know I made a mess spelling that but Lilo knows what I mean, she always know what I mean…) but after them bixches waved a big carrot in front of Lilo she naturally relented and has begun packing her sun glasses, her wet sticky cocoa bags (don’t worry Lilo I air dry mine when traveling) and her preferred choice of six pack. Which is to say Lilo can always sniff a party even from the other side of the world.
ahlanlive: It’s going to be a celeb-packed New Year in Dubai on board the legendary QE2. Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson and former England cricketer Allan Lamb are just some of the names confirmed to attend the celebrations on December 31 2011 on the vessel that is currently docked at the Port Rashid Cruise Terminal in the city.
It is the first time that the QE2 has been opened to the public for such a celebration.
Apart from LiLo and Pamela, Liam Cunningham, US sitcom and film star Lamman Rucker, English model, socialite and aristocrat Lady Victoria Hervey are the other celebs on the guest list. Rumour has it that Kate Moss might attend, as also Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal (who’re all in Abu Dhabi for the Mubadala World Championship from 29 to 31 December).
Kids what’s the chance the likes of you and I will be receiving a gold pressed invite to this cocoa fest? You can’t imagine how much me and the chipmunks Fyodor and Mazeltov are salivating. Then again we’re always salivating when the good stuff is prick teased in front of us.
Wondering what to expect at the party in Dubai? Well, there’s going to be spectacular music at the black tie bash with international bands The Gypsies, The Bootleg Beatles and Drury Lane, among others, playing as well as a light and sound show looking back on the QE2’s most unforgettable journeys. And, of course, there’ll be a fireworks display!
Never mind we will all get to read how Lilo managed to be saved by the coastguard the next morning cause she got stuck in between the six pack and the sticky cocoa bags, of course we’ll all just moan and turn on the repeat broken record- ‘another slobbering performance, another day at the office.’
And for those game to mix it with Lilo and her cohorts there’s this:
INFO: QE2 New Year’s Eve Party. On board the QE2 in Port Rashid Cruise Terminal, Dubai. 31 December 2011. 8pm. Tickets Dhs3,000 (VIP) and Dhs6,000 (VVIP). For more information, call 04 444 3459.
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