The object of our complete commiseration? Our living room hero being branded as a hit and run bixch which we all know is completely unfounded. Well at least according to our hignness who’s dealing with the fallout of driving her Porsche through someone’s body. But it was probably their fault anyway. Lilo explains for us…
washingtonpost: With less than two weeks to go until her probation effectively ends, Lindsay Lohan has been accused of grazing a man’s knee with her car, then driving away. The actress called the accusation as a “complete lie” on Twitter.
And what Lilo says is always….? But just in case you want to hear the sorry song here it is:
Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I’ve been at community service. Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn’t even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi. These false accusations are absurd.
Hmm. Who should we believe kids? The guy with the gash and blood spilling out of him (so he tells us)? The blood hungry paparazzi or Lilo with the blood hued lipstick smearing off her jowls?
But the Hollywood drama thickens….
huffpo: Indeed, Sgt. Mark Ro told the AP that a police report wasn’t taken because the man wasn’t injured. A woman who said she was an eyewitness told TMZ that Lohan did not hit the man or a car.
Lohan’s publicist told the AP, “We are confident this matter will be cleared up in the next few days.”
But huffpo offers another story (yes this is Hollywood, so upping the stakes is the surest way of getting a better payday):
No charges were immediately filed, but sources told TMZ Wednesday morning that the 26-year-old manager who was hit by Lohan’s car went to the emergency room after Lohan “grazed his knee and his car” and plans to file charges against the actress.
If charges are filed, the police said they will open a hit-and-run investigation, but Lohan is currently not in any trouble.
Personally me thinks it’s a case of a douchebag trying to incriminate our hero, the media trying to crucify our Hollywood matyr and Lilo as usual confused as to why once again on a sleepy weekday morning she is once again the object of our collective concern.
Don’t you wish you could hit and run any inconvenience that suddenly came your way too? I know I do…