50 pictures on Patrick McMullan. Is that all? Which begs the question what’s the cut off benchmark before you are considered New York royalty?- 20- 30 or 200 pictures on Patrick McMullan? To date I only have north of 11 and a half, (I know poor me…), mmh- I wonder what Guest of a Guest’s editor in chief Rachelle Hruska has- 2000, 4000? (and she’s from Nebraska, right Rachelle?). But really bitches – who’s counting? Not you I assume…
Now the neolite part- Our Emilie lives in Williamsburg. Mercy me, so do I. Emilie don’t you love the gritty neighborhood, all those luxury high rises and $17 caffe lattes? How many sugars do you take? No sugar? Me neither. I lie half a teaspoon. p.s- what’s your doorman’s name? Mine’s called ‘Belligerent,’ although he prefers Bell. Just kidding, I really live in a hovel, but I tolerate it…
‘She writes really long, in-depth treatisies on topics such as “Love and Fear” and posts them on her facebook.’
Fascinating. I do the same Emile, I just post them on this awful blog you are now reading. No hate mail I hope?
Friends with Paul Johnson Calderon. My god, now that is lucky. Every media whore should be friends with Paul. Right Paul? Even I’m friends with Paul, but then again I’m a trash tabloid writer, so what did you expect? I’ll forgive you this time Emile. You Paul on the other hand…blah, (p.s – when’s the next reality show?- I propose ‘Night clubbing and intimate secrets with Devorah Rose,’ with special guest appearances by Tinsley Mortimer, Jules Kirby, Malik So Chic (he has after all lost lots of weight) and even Peter Davis (how does he stay so handsome?). I’m sure the kids will love it. Wouldn’t you Emilie?)
Lists Ayn Rand as one of her idols. Esoteric but charming. Mine is Fredrick Nietzche. Of course you all know the poor chap ended up being committed to a mental asylum. Oh well.
Emilie can I tell you a secret, except for the part that I wasn’t born on the Upper East side (although I will confess I once passed by the Upper East side on my way to little Peurto Rico on 110 th and 1st- don’t ask me why…) I think I can safely say I too qualify as a neolite. What ever that word means. Do you suppose if we both lived in little Peurto Rico that would make us even more authentic neolites, after all last time I checked that counted for gritty too. Of course caffe latte would only set us back $1.50…
Cough Drop- isn’t that like being nominated for a kick in the mouth? I think I’ll pass.- Scallywag
Scallywag you’re hysterical.
Just wondering do you think you’ll make Guest of a Guest’s next batch of Neolites?- I don’t think you have a chance in hell.
‘..we’ll take Emilie’s word — for now — but may I remind you, Emilie, that my dog ‘Charisma’ is also well bred. I even have the receipts to prove it.’
Priceless.