Grew in Central Park South. That is rather gritty I must admit. Profiled in Vanity Fair. Which reminds me why does Vanity Fair keep sending me back my submissions unread? 39 pictures on PMC. Hmh, I ought to get Patrick to start taking photos of Charisma my dog. A front row fixture during fashion week. Alas I am only a back row fixture, maybe if I went on a diet or wrote someone a letter that I once used to be a male runway model (before you were born). But to be honest it was humiliating work Chloe. All those designers making us boys keep taking our shirts us off. Living in a cheap pensione in Milan is not that exciting frankly, but gritty nevertheless. See you can read about it here– I even mention the transvestites that used to keep me up at night as they hustled down the block. Hey money is money. At least Amanda Lepore is a front row fixture. God, now I’m in trouble with Amanda too. Oops. By the way, but can you please tell me who Isabel Marant is? I haven’t the faintest.
The neolite part- brace yourself kids. Chloe writes for New York Observer, Huffington Post, and The Daily Beast. This is prestigious kids. Well, I’m not sure about the Huffington Post part… As you know Chloe I only write for this crummy blog called Scallywag and Vagabond. It specializes in tabloid and gossip scandal. Kind of like Guest of a Guest. But with more scandal and less pictures of happy people. Happy people bore me. And you’re funny. I bet you’re laughing through your left ear lobe right about now Chloe. Which reminds me, if you ever want to write about the upcoming fashion week let me know. You do have front row and a bird’s eye view. But only funny scathing pieces, that way we can both be the contempt talk of the fashion world. I’m sure PMC would end up taking more pictures of you if he heard you once wrote a funny and scathing article for us. Right Patrick? Let me write Patrick a quick note now.
‘Hi Patrick, just a note, please be sure to take infinitely more pictures of Chloe if and when Chloe should ever write a scathing and funny article about society. Promise. xxx love Scallywag.’
There Chloe, your future is set. You are soon to be an unemployable NY writer. Don’t worry, it helps the writing become that much better. Blah@@!