Privileged education. Check. Daddy pissed money away on his daughter. Check. 29 photos on PMC. Could do better. Note to myself- please write a quick note to PMC to start taking more photos of Charlie. Friends with the maids. Does not check. Suspicious. But frankly that bodes very well for our Charlie- counter rebel, which we here at Scallywag love (you see kids, I’ve adopted Charlie too).
Next- Went to rehab. Hasn’t everybody who makes too much money? Oh the sniffles kids. Where’s my straw gawd damn it! Continuing- also has a pierced tongue (what is it with young women today?), was high at her school graduation- deplorable, but very counter chic, gets extra marks from us and the following paragraph- naked Paul (yes that could only mean the preferred benchmark of good taste in society- Paul Johnson Calderon) 20 cars (BMW’s we hope, for Georgie Bloomberg’s sake), cute guys, blow on the lawn (oops I added that in), daddy walks in his underwear (even dad is a rebel), French swear words (ahh reminiscences of Charlie’s childhood sojourns to the South of France) and then finally passing out. Frankly deplorable Charlie. But really you are a treat. Yes even Chiara got this one right. But please Charlie for my sake be a doll and reach through this article and wipe away the tears running down my face- you are too irresistible. Of course all of you are. Now it’s my turn to pass out-blah@@!