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No, Kristen Stewart did not surface from hiding to work out at the gym.

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Robert Pattinson said to change number, wants nothing to do with Kristen Stewart.

Robert Pattinson fans hostilely respond to assertions that he is cheating behind Kristen Stewart’s back.

Robert Pattinson not likely to discuss Kristen Stewart affair on Daily show.

Robert Pattinson wants to confront Rupert Sanders: ‘You ruined my life!’

Robert Pattinson busted cheating behind Kristen Stewart’s back. The proof here..

Robert Pattinson might reconcile with Kristen Stewart despite allegations he is now cheating.

Kristen Stewart emerges as Trampire. Now receiving images of herself with her eyes burnt out.

Kristen Stewart now seen fighting in car park. The stress is unbearable.

Rupert Sanders and Liberty Ross make up. A day after she shows up without wedding ring.

The media are desperately frothing all over themselves. Can someone please wipe off the tabloid editor’s saliva off the floor….?

Seems like a day doesn’t pass that there is a micro analysis of the break down between affairs between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. From stories that they were planning on babies, from him calling Giovanni Agnelli accusing him of having an affair with her (why should he care, he’s no longer involved with her and refuses to see her, so why the drama?) to her reportedly seen in a car park wagging her finger at her minder. Really? Is this what counts for news?

Sadly the answer is a resounding bloody yes. The tabloid press (this chap included) are all too aware of the public’s desire for information about this duo. For some reason or another (whether logical or not) they have come to embody some sort of modern day religious motif being played over and over, with sanctity, virtuousness and spiritual purification (yes cheating is a sin, so I have been told over and over). The couple in some perverse way have come to become the tabloid’s version of ‘as the world turns,’ the famous tv drama (does it still play?) that would check in daily with beautiful conflicted characters, desperate for love, fame and happiness but somehow blinded by temptation, ego and momentary lapses in judgement.

Which brings us to the latest nonsense sighting or supposed sighting. Has Kristen Stewart been working out? Here’s the simple answer, show me some photos (cause you know her ass is being followed 24/7) and I’ll answer yes. Show me no photos and I’ll plead for all your tireless tabloid editors to go out and take an extended siesta today. Please there’s only so much fabrication, spin and make believe in a make believe story that we can all tolerate.

Never mind, I’ll be out with my own spin and grind them speculation of the latest drama in twenty minutes….

Kristen Stewart affair: Liberty Ross emerges without her wedding ring…

Robert Pattinson goes out partying hard to forget Kristen Stewart problems. ‘The Brits were out of hand.’

Robert Pattinson to give his first post Kristen Stewart affair interview. What will he reveal?

Are Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson planning on ‘Isle of Wight’ emergency meeting? Don’t bet on it!

Kristen Stewart finally explains why she cheated on Robert Pattinson.

Robert Pattinson accuses Kristin Stewart of having a new affair. Threatens producer.

Kristen Stewart is banned from Robert Pattinson’s NYC Cosmopolis premiere. Is this a joke?

Kristen Stewart photos released. Do they show her cheating? Bra strap, kissing and groping….

Kristen Stewart hiding in producer’s house crying hysterically. Hasn’t showered in days.

Kristen Stewart’s adulterer Rupert Sanders hasn’t seen his wife since news of affair.

Liberty Ross bans Rupert Sanders from directing sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman starring Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart is a fine actress. She is also a cheat and a liar.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to promote Twilight film together

Kristen Stewart is not pregnant. Source says 100% not true!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are back to talking. Studio heads are now pressuring the couple to find resolution.

Kristen Stewart’s parents take her back in whilst agreeing Robert Pattinson has every right not to take her back.

Robert Pattinson wants to talk to Liberty Ross to find out if Kristen Stewart actually had an affair.

Robert Pattinson hiding from Kristen Stewart at Reese Witherspoon’s house.

Kristen Stewart might be pregnant but she doesn’t who the father is….

Kristen Stewart photos. Are the photos really just part of publicity set up?

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in custody dispute over their dog.

Kristen Stewart never had an affair says Liberty Ross’ brother.

Pictorial: Kristen Stewart cheating photos. How the paparazzi pulled it off.

Should Kristen Stewart have to apologize about having an affair or not?

Robert Pattinson is urged to give up Kristen Stewart.

Robert Pattinson seeking comfort over Kristen Stewart affair with strangers

Robert Pattinson death hoax surfaces.

Robert Pattinson refuses to do any Twilight promo appearances with Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart affair with Rupert Sanders went on for more than 6 months says Liberty Ross brother.

Did Robert Pattinson’s friendship with Emilie de Ravin inspire Kristen Stewart to cheat?

Twilight bosses are panicking now that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have called it off.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson only communicating via heated texts.

Kristen Stewart’s lover Rupert Sanders is forgiven by his wife, Liberty Ross

Kristen Stewart receives death threats via twitter for being such a slut…

Did Kristen Stewart have sex with Rupert Sanders?

Kristen Stewart begs Robert Pattinson to have crises talks in NYC this week.

Kristen Stewart cheating scandal; Robert Pattinson wants man to man talk with Rupert Sanders.

Kristen Stewart parodied in Snow White cartoon after cheating on Robert Pattinson

Charlize Theron is furious with Kristen Stewart for having an affair with Rupert Sanders. Or is she?

Was Rupert Sanders fixated with the young ingenue Kristen Stewart because she reminded him of a young Liberty Ross ?

Heartbroken Robert Pattinson was getting ready to propose to cheating Kristen Stewart

Liberty Ross claims that she had to raise the kids all by herself, husband Rupert Sanders never there in the first place

Robert Pattinson humiliated moves out of house shared with Kristen Stewart after she is caught cheating on him.

Kristen Stewart begs her boyfriend Robert Pattinson to take her back after cheating on him