It’s time to meet Kate Middleton, the wife of the future heir to the throne of England.
Kate Middleton becomes Britain's first middle class queen in waiting.
As has been customary when monarchies are grooming their children to take over their kingdom, their future spouses are usually earmarked from perceived correct...
Study: Smoking the good shit is bad for you after all.
Will you suddenly stop getting high?
A new study by Harvard-affiliated McLean Hospital has found incestuous smoking of the good shit is apparently not as good for you as many have you have professed. In fact it's pretty...
New Social Network to Limit Users to Only 50 Frenemies
Enacting Robin Dunbar's theory that one can only maintain a close relationship with about 150 people due to the limiting size of the brain's neocortex, former Facebook exec Dave Morin and Napster co-founder Shawn...
Mother kills her autistic son by forcing him to drink bleach.
In the latest spade of mothers tending to their children's welfare in the most dramatic ways comes the latest episode to the "tragedy of mothers who really don't know better." This unfortunate story comes courtesy of...
Shouldn’t you be wearing a mock Ku-Klux Klan outfit to intimidate your co workers too?
The things that go on in NY midtown hotels.
Who isn’t down for a practical joke? But then again whose down for a practical joke that involves one of your co workers wearing a pillow case over their...
Buy a used truck and get a free AK 47 rifle too.
Is this a deal too good to pass up?
Looking to buy a used truck? So are we. That said we came across this new sweet deal that has us even salivating. Let’s load up some rifle cartridges...
Mad Mel wants to tell you he did slap Okotoki- for her own good.
Secrets on how to save your marriage.
Just when you thought the hatchet was barried and those battle scars on Okotoki's (Oksana Grigorieva) face were the results of a violent wet dream you had this summer...
17 year old girl orders fatal stabbing of her parents because they disapproved of her new boyfriend.
Do you disapprove of your child's new significant other?
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where your parents strongly disapprove of your new boyfriend or girlfriend and they give you an ultimatum to get rid...
A cart of burning cannabis ends up in a NZ police station.
Will a bunch of 'Kiwi pigs' getting high tonight?
What’s a clever way to get the authorities to legalize cannabis consumption? Passing legislation, holding education forums, or even getting scientific proof into the mix or how about pushing...
Web War 3: Tumblr takes on 4Chan in a Battle to the Death
Update: Operation Overlord So Far»
By 7.30pm
All the interweb stands at ready for the 5pm battle between last culturally relevant community of self-styled hackers reveling in their self-perceived flanerie and their growing, but infertile, offspring -- the corporate test-tube hybrid...
The love affair the media has in store for America’s newest vilified character: Erika Winchester
Erika Winchester, secretly caught by a mailman on his cell phone (see video below) as she chastises him, slaps him, and then calls him a "Fucking n*gger thief," because he refuses to hand over a card...
Have you applied for your new Kardashian credit card? Celebrities whom Famewhore themselves to riches.
Latest update- January 10- 2011 The Kardashian Prepaid MasterCard will no longer exist in your purse.»
For a while we’ve been talking about the absurd behavior of celebrities (when don’t we ever?) but what strikes us over...
Miss Manners on a Train: Are you behaving yourself on the train?
Manners. Who has them anymore? Especially in public quarters. Surely you do. That said I came across this little gem courtesy of one of our favorite Scallywag contributor's - Ms Sarah Hartshorne- who happens to run a little gem...
PricewaterhouseCoopers sends a ‘viral’ email rating firm ‘hotties.’
Did you make it on this years list?
UK Telegraph: The emails, which were sent between up to 17 male staff at PwC's Dublin office, included pictures of 13 women who had recently joined the company.
In...
Japanese Man Streams His Suicide on the Internet as Chatroom Cheers Him On
Isn't it time you killed yourself in front of millions too?
In a chilling case out of Sendai, Japan, a 24 year old man (as yet unidentified publicly) sat in a live chat room...
