Laura Hall wants you to understand she is barred from setting foot in every bar or pub in the...

Will Laura ever be sober? It's time for a tale about a 21 year old woman from England who seems to have a bit of drinking problem. In fact her drinking problem isn't a small one at all- it's an...

Bath Salts Are America’s Newest Drug of Choice.

Ivory Wave, Red Dove, Vanilla Sky: America has a new favorite way of getting high... Mostly teens and junkies looking for a cheap trip have been reportedly (and here's the big media tag line) “snorting, injecting or smoking” bath salts which cause “hallucinations,...

Is it a bad idea to be going bald if you are courting a woman? The theory behind Prince...

Do women really care if you are going bald or are bald? How about if you happen to be a prince? A recent article courtesy of the New York Times has suddenly made all men going bald, slightly bald or completely bald...

Frances Fox Piven can now tell you she’s receiving death threats courtesy of Glenn Beck’s fans.

Isn't it time you took someone out for idealogical reasons too? Just when you think the nation is beginning to look for solace and reason, especially in lieu of the recent shooting in Arizona directed at Gabriella Gifford and her...

The lynching of American media and Keith Olbermann.

What to say or think? Last night the contentious newsman (or entertainer depending on whom you ask) Keith Olbermann announced his sudden resignation out of thin air on his highly contentious and very highly profile show 'The Countdown.' The...

Scottish Spirits: Are Banned Canned Beverages the Hottest New Trend?

The worldwide web is already buzzing in anticipation of America's next soon-to-be-banned canned beverage, Scottish Spirits: 8 shots of, well, probably funky flavored grain alcohol parading as Scotch Whisky in an aluminum can being marketed as “lightweight,” “portable,” “entirely recyclable,” and “the...

VH1- Your cut off Party!

Like any Scallywag, I have a penchant for excess. I am a writer, I live alone in Soho, with no full-time job, and somehow, I live the life of a sultan. So of course, when invited to the Your Cut...

Cheer the Fxxx Up. A guide.

In his infinite wisdom, my esteemed editor in chief forwarded me a few links this morning to see if I could make heads or tails of them. My options were the prospects of pimping one’s self from the comfort...

The World is shocked that American Idol contestant Alex Lambert is not homeless after all.

America always loves/fears its heroic failures. There's nothing more redeeming than reading about a cultural pop figure landing on their ass while through no fault on their own while you can barely afford to squeeze the pimple rocking gently on...

Is Lindsey Wixson the new face of fashion?

        Have models with gap toothed smiles and full lips now become the rage? For anyone who has been paying attention to the ascension of who's who in the fashion world, the visage of gap toothed beauty Lindsey Wixson should be...

Is your toddler getting high this afternoon?

The extracurricular activities of one couple's 2 year old boy... Mom and dad are you making sure you are giving Jr all the nourishment he needs in order to make it through the day and his burgeioning toddler hood? Not...

There is now an official cure for your hangover.

  No more raw egg yolks, tomato juice and a splash of vodka the next morning. According to researchers from Thomas Jefferson University's Medical department- curing a hangover is as simple as consuming an asprin and coffee. Confused, so are we....

The end of the male model?

  Pursuant to a surprising (well not so surprising to those of us who have actually pursued it, this author included- Reflections of a former Male Model.) statement by top male model, David Gandy that male models are treated on...

The arrival of the supermodel and transsexual French Kiss.

In the continuing stake of de sexualizing fashion and by extension the hyperbole that surrounds it (even though paradoxically it is used to sell and position merchandise and ideas that draw on sexual innuendo) the fashion world has once...

Reality show bikini babes beat each other to a pulp.

      Isn't it time you put on a bikini and beat that 'ho' trying to steal your ex boyfriend? Just in case you've been vaccilating for the latest grime bucket reality trash news, we found it here for you. But before...