Tonight the world weeps violently for Paul Johnson Calderon.

Kids, I've been consulting with the chipmunks that feed off the crumbs off our next door neighbor- a down and out Taco house and...

Rebecca Black wants to sing you the worst song ever made

Before I say a word, steal a few moments of your life and feast your music loving ears on this: Whether or not you were...

Robert’s Restaurant A Feast For The Senses

Man is driven by his appetites. These physical urges we may or may not have names for that just come on their own. While...

Payola: Starring Lindsay Lohan and Co.

On the surface it seems the starlet making her coincidental rounds here in NYC is just that- a coincidence. But a careful examination of...

400 pound mutilated body found in drug den.

We're sure Justice Sonya Sotomyer would be just appalled at what was found in her namesake housing complex in the Bronx this weekend... The mutilated,...

Wedding photographer ruins wedding by only taking pictures of the back of guest’s heads.

Pictures to remember for a lifetime. Here comes a story that has even left the chipmunks we like to let scurry back and forth in...

Tormented Aussie bully victim Casey Haynes reveals he’d been considering suicide.

When we first reported about young Aussie battler being the target of some fairly relentless bullying at school and his subsequent on the spur...

Vegetarian is so appalled at food served that they throw the tray back at...

Is your vegetable ragout meeting your expectations? Have you ever been on a flight and been utterly appalled by what was served to you but...

Did Texan Beauty Queen eat too many tacos?

How to reclaim your swiped title. Do you like tacos? It seems so does ex Beauty Queen Domonique Ramirez, or so some would argue. Either...

Patrick McMullan presents St Paddy’s day bacchanalia.

Personally, me- I always know better to keep away from any St Patrick Day celebrations- call it a fear of the drunken brawl I...

Don’t you wish you were a Victoria’s Secret model too?

I'll always be more photogenic than you... In case you've started seeing half naked girls parading about town lately- there's a reason for that and...

Lindsay Lohan just wants to party all the time.

Make out session with random stranger and club hoping. Kids the tears are screeching down my cheeks- because it just occurred to me the...

Are Unpaid internships the new Job?

With college graduations just around the corner, you can find most university seniors frantically scrambling around trying to sort out their lives before diplomas...

Where have all the nice guys gone? Why you girls are stuck dating players...

Woe to the single woman in search of the single nice guy. What to say, with spring approaching and the hormones itching? That said...

A Woman’s guide on how you guys should ‘pick’ us up…

First thing’s first: Be Cool, Man. Any woman worth your time can smell a ‘pick up’ scheme coming a mile away. Even if you...