Poppy Virus Kills Crops by Half, Triples Heroin Prices
Though at first it seems merely a curiosity (or news only for the addicts) reports that an Afghanistani “poppy eating virus” has tripled...
Lithuanian Blondes Build Blonde Only Island Get Away in the Maldives
One Lithuanian company blinded with blonde ambition and calling itself Olialia (ooh-la-la) has been a bit busy growing a “blonde business empire”...
Australian Brawler Killed by Police Pepper Spray After Rugby Win
Rumors that ‘flooded’ Twitter this morning as rowdy Australian Rugby fans turned away from St. George’s League Club in Kogarah heard that “something very...
Chinese Teen Beaten to Death at Web Addiction Camp
One Chinese internet addiction camp instructor and 'two others' allegedly disciplined sixteen-year-old Chen Shi to death, with 'with a plastic pipe,...
Howard Veal wants you to know he has fathered 23 children and is now...
Howard Veal, a 44-year-old resident of Muskegon, Michigan, wants you to know, his sperm is a sure bet every time; and he’s...
Austin Purifoy wants you to know he pooped in the wrong car.
When a joke doesn't turn out to be so funny.
Austin Purifoy is going to be watching for a long time to come where...
Max Bronfman- The New Label Pioneer.
I’m sitting directly across from Max Bronfman, a conscientious young man who is currently taking in the sweeping Penthouse views around...
Tony Bennett and Susan Benedetto bring in the ‘Exploring the Arts’ Gala
Despite the rain, Tony Bennett and his beautiful wife Susan Benedetto turned out at least 500 guests for their “Exploring the Arts”...
THE SEA INSIDE. An EXISTENTIAL PARABLE.
This fall, BlueMouth, Wooster Group, PS122 and the French Institute want to expand your reach as a human being. Can you...
88 People ‘Like’ Texas shooting
History repeated itself again today when Colton Tooley, a 19-year-old Texas sophomore majoring in Math, donned a dark suit and ski mask...
These Bigamist Reality Stars Are Now Being Investigated For Bigamy
With their Big Love reality spinoff, Sister Wives, the Browns have irrevocably whored exposed themselves by allowing cameras in their home. And,...
Baby Boomers committing suicide at unprecedented rates.
It’s no longer turning out to be the golden years of your life but the nightmare of your life.
It wasn’t suppose to be...
3 year old caught with pot in the classroom.
Getting high is starting to happen to younger and younger people by the day.
Have you ever heard of a 3 year old getting...
US Military Battles Reports of a Drug Fueled Conspiracy to Kill Innocent Afghanis
Attorneys for Jeremy Morlock, one of the five US Soldiers “charged with premeditated murder and conspiracy to commit premeditated murder” are now...
Trying to find a way to execute a prisoner has suddenly become a bitch.
What to do when you run out of the drug necessary for lethal injection...?
Executions in the US have been put on hold...
