Home Scandal and Gossip The inconvenience of buying crack with monopoly money.

The inconvenience of buying crack with monopoly money.


Crack is whack and that’s what you may expect to get back in return if you use monopoly money to partake in one of your favorite past times…

Out of Wichita, Kansas comes the interesting tale of a 33 year old man found bleeding profusely from his head as a consequence of having his head used as sponge to deflect a series of rapid punches to the face. Why? Let’s all find out…

The victim said a couple of weeks ago he bought several hundred dollars of crack-cocaine with Monopoly money and now the dealer was ready for pay back.

Of course one may momentarily wonder why the dealer sold him the product in the first place (last time we looked, there was a marked difference between legal US tender and monopoly money, but maybe the dealer was smoking the chip too…?)

“The man from whom he had bought the drugs was upset and invited him over to his house and upon arrival struck him in the head several times with a handgun and other people jumped into the fray,” said Gordon Bassham with the Wichita Police Department.

In the interim police are still looking to arrest the men who had a hand in deforming the 33 year old man’s face but unfortunately for them the victim is refusing to cooperate. We wonder why…?

Observations of a Crack House.


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  • huvd

    we seem to have it all here in ks