Home Scandal and Gossip The White Kardashian Christmas card because white lies never hurt anyone.

The White Kardashian Christmas card because white lies never hurt anyone.

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White Kardashian Christmas card
White Kardashian Christmas card
White Kardashian Christmas card
White Kardashian Christmas card. The Kardashian-Jenner clan pose together for their 2012 family Christmas card; clockwise from left: Kylie, Kim, Rob, Lamar, Khloe, Kris, Kendall, Kourtney with Penelope, Scott, Mason and Bruce

Kids I want you to take a long sobering look at the above picture and rejoice at the holy sanctimony otherwise known as the Kardashian family beaming furious white light in your face.

It is the picture of bliss, froth, pristine beauty, frosted white snowflakes that promise to never melt or disappear from your memory.

But it is more than that too. It is the allure of all your secret hopes, adulation, secret pride, hope for a better and purer future. It is in essence your idealistic existence mirrored back at your face.

In short it is the perfect white lie that we all need from time to time to keep false dreams and boozy self laceration at bay so we can finally accept baby Jesus and the Kardashian promise of purity and absolution into our hearts.

Smear and repeat….

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