David London, brutal police attacker is now licking his chops.

The rough and tumble beat of David London. If you ever come across police officer David London we kindly ask you to get...

Joran Van der Sloot is in need of a new lawyer.

The death threats that keep piling on. Things aren't looking particularly good for our boy Joran over there in Peru. The prime suspect...

The world is scrambling to locate Megan Fox’s engagement ring.

The metaphor that couldn't scream louder. Just in case you didn't know it fame whore Megan Fox and her boy toy Brian Austin Green...

Gary Brooks Faulkner – American hero or American psycho?

Trying to understand who Gary Brooks Faulkner is? Hero or psycho. Committed to world peace or complete whack job? These are some of...

Christina Muniz decides to dump her kids for good.

When a mother can no longer bear her kids. There are days when all a mother wants to do is hide behind the blankets ...

President OBAMA to address to the nation why he can’t solve the BP crises.

President Obama is scheduled to address the nation this evening in a prime time address regarding the biggest disaster to our beaches...

No “Tweeting” at the New York Times.

Unaware of its own oblivion, the NY times decided that it must remain even more irrelevant in the realm of new media...

DIY Shopping Tours Launch Party at Rivington Hotel

And suddenly, the very same Rivington Street I’d just walked on was now a spectacle—classy soft-gray curtains were framing the floor-to-ceiling ...

Beating Those New York Summer Blues.

It’s come to my attention that some of you fine New Yorkers can’t be bothered to find anything fun or original to...

Partying for Art at the Chelsea Museum.

The season is upon us. Every year New York's art museums hold parties for their young members to encourage donations and ...

Fired…for Having a Baby?

I’m definitely not a little devil, but I’m no saint either, apparently you have to be one in order to work at Southland Christian...

Spencer Stealing Heidi’s Money & Spending it on a New Lady?

Man, where the hell are the MTV cameras when you really need them?! Major drama is going on between our favorite couple Heidi and...

CARMA Foundation 3rd Annual Geminis Give Haitian Relief Benefit at 1OAK.

Last night saw one of the most overwhelming turnouts in memory in support of the Haiti effort that this author can...

World Cup Soccer- Don’t forget to blow your vuvuzelas too!

The louder they blow the harder they cry. Pity me, but commentators and even the players alike in this years World Cup Soccer...

Michelle Bachman calls Obama the “Worst President Ever”

Full-time nut-job and occasional Congresswoman Michelle Bachman took time out of her busy schedule of making crazy pronouncements about gays and foreigners...