President OBAMA to address to the nation why he can’t solve the BP crises.
President Obama is scheduled to address the nation this evening in a prime time address regarding the biggest disaster to our beaches since the cast of Jersey Shore. After enduring a lot of flak over his...
No “Tweeting” at the New York Times.
Unaware of its own oblivion, the NY times decided that it must remain even more irrelevant in the realm of new media (was that 150 characters?) by proscribing its writers from using the term "tweet"...
DIY Shopping Tours Launch Party at Rivington Hotel
And suddenly, the very same Rivington Street I’d just walked on was now a spectacle—classy soft-gray curtains were framing the floor-to-ceiling ground floor windows I was looking through. It looked like a stage. Outside, the...
Beating Those New York Summer Blues.
It’s come to my attention that some of you fine New Yorkers can’t be bothered to find anything fun or original to do with yourselves this fine, hot summer. That’s fine. To these poor folk I...
Partying for Art at the Chelsea Museum.
The season is upon us. Every year New York's art museums hold parties for their young members to encourage donations and hopefully sow the seeds that will lead attendees to embark upon a lifetime of...
Fired…for Having a Baby?
I’m definitely not a little devil, but I’m no saint either, apparently you have to be one in order to work at Southland Christian School in St. Cloud, Fla.
Her name is Jarretta Hamilton and she’s a sinner. So what...
Spencer Stealing Heidi’s Money & Spending it on a New Lady?
Man, where the hell are the MTV cameras when you really need them?!
Major drama is going on between our favorite couple Heidi and Spencer. The fake boobs, fake lips, fake blonde woman we all know as Heidi Montag...
CARMA Foundation 3rd Annual Geminis Give Haitian Relief Benefit at 1OAK.
Last night saw one of the most overwhelming turnouts in memory in support of the Haiti effort that this author can recollect. Buttressed by the charismatic Melky Jean (the charter's founder), and her guests- Patti...
World Cup Soccer- Don’t forget to blow your vuvuzelas too!
The louder they blow the harder they cry.
Pity me, but commentators and even the players alike in this years World Cup Soccer are apparently crying foul and are begging organizers to ban the plastic trumpet (that...
Michelle Bachman calls Obama the “Worst President Ever”
Full-time nut-job and occasional Congresswoman Michelle Bachman took time out of her busy schedule of making crazy pronouncements about gays and foreigners to appear on rabid right-wing radio to declare President Obama the the worst American...
Isn’t it time you had a fist fight with the fast food workers at Wendys too?
How to react when the counter boy/girl screws up your order.
We know how it is. You're hungry, the lines are long and all you want to do is just get your order and eat the damn thing....
Gerri Halliwell booed as guest judge on the X factor.
When the audience starts booing at the judge as opposed to the contestant you know something is wrong.
Wednesday night was suppose to be a pleasant night, Gerri's re-indoctrination to the English public and the public's ...
Internet Week Launches with Cobra Starship at Ford Motors.
If there is one thing a paparazzo such as myself will tell you- he can't stand loud noises, loud noises of people shrieking when celebrities pass them, loud noises when rock stars look you in the eye,...
Lilo’s assistant can’t stand her…
Lindsay Lohan wants a steady companion.
Her family is crazy, she has no boyfriend, her two previous pals Coke and Henne were forced out, and so what is poor Lilo left with….Her assistant and her scram bracelet…well just...
Rod Blagojevich is asked to refrain from thinking he is on a celebrity show whilst in court.
Life is no longer going well for Rod.
It seems things are starting to overwhelm Rod, our favorite politician indicted on the take who for some reason has confused court proceedings for a celebrity show that he is...
