What passes for Provocateur
High fashion sex tape by way of David Lynch? No, not unreleased footage from Blue Velvet - Agent Provocateur’s new ad campaign, “Betty Sue,” has launched, and the blogs that noticed haven’t been shy in heaping on...
MONEY-TO-WEAR, Skanking it up in East Hampton.
Or how to wear 8 grand north of your flip-flops and still look like you were this close to getting cast on Jersey Shore.
Innocent Parisian girl that I was, I always assumed that the phrase "Money...
Indonesian Playboy Editor Faces Jail, Refuses to Come Out of Hiding
If publishing tasteful pornographic smut in America wasn’t fun hard enough, be thankful that you’re not in Indonesia: reports today state that Erwin Arnada, editor of Indonesian Playboy, has been forced into hiding after being found...
Derri Velarde: Copycat Acid Attack in Arizona, Second This Week – A Trend Forming?
We have reason for concern today, in light of a copycat acid attack in Arizona, the second such assault this week. The victim, Derri Velarde, who had been going through a divorce proceedings believes the incident,...
Joaquin Phoenix Takes Up Rapping.
The buzz around Joaquin Phoenix’s upcoming documentary, I’m Still Here, which depicts the Grammy Award winning actor’s transformation into a hard-partying rapper has been pockmarked by “ironic quotation marks“ which have led many to speculate it...
Bosnian Grandmother Claims to Have Rescued the Litter of Puppies Thrown into a River.
We have a new development today in the puppy throwing “story that shocked the world”: a 75-year-old Bosnian grandmother (babushka and all) Ruza Pavlovic claims to have found all five of the...
It turns out Teresa Guidice hid major assets while filing for bankruptcy.
Is anyone really surprised?
Kids, me and the chipmunks, like you are in shock that our favorite New Jersey Media whore Teresa Guidice (sorry Danielle Staub, you had your run while it lasted) has been linked to possible...
Facebook Now Testing a ‘Stalker Button.’
If you’ve ever had trouble stalking someone, what with the long hours and the annoying time commitment, Facebook is now here to help you with its brand new ‘stalker subscribe to button.’ Which begs the question,...
Bethany Storro has acid thrown on her face from a random stranger.
As Bethany Storro was out celebrating a new job in Vancouver, Washington earlier this week; she was savagely attacked by an unknown woman, who threw a cup of acid in Storro’s face, after asking her, “Hey...
Patrick McMullan and Amber De Vos present ‘Me, Nycelf, and Eye.’
Amber De Vos‘ collection, ‘Me, Nycelf, and Eye’ opened Wednesday at the BoConcept store on west 18th st. Hosted by Patrick McMullan, the event was most certainly a high-profile one; almost everyone that Patrick introduced me to...
Lilo Hit and Run.
Out of all the things our dearest Lilo still needs to learn; driving should be at the top of the list.
Obviously she is a busy girl since leaving rehab the loony bin, because her...
Judge Removes Juror Over Facebook Posts, Makes Her Write Essay Too Long to Twitter
Following yet another case of an attention starved young woman rising to overnight media stardom for behaving badly, it seems getting Facebook famous has now become a case of not only who...
Heidi Montag now fears her nose may fall off.
Will the world survive if our collective love parade loses her nose?
Life is scary. Let us rephrase that- Heidi Montag's life is scary and as far as me and the chipmunks that I keep by a...
It’s suddenly time to celebrate flat chested women.
Why bother with plastic surgery and padded bras when flat is preferred...
According to a NYT's style article being flat chested is no longer to be demised, in fact it's become the preferred aesthetic.
NYT's: It is commonly...
Demi Moore Posts Bikini Pics on Twitter as Rumors Fly That Ashton is a Cheater
As bitterly contested rumors mount that husband Ashton Kutcher 32 has been out at an Italian restaurant "kissing and groping" a 20 year old blonde, it seems that an aging Demi Moore 47 has taken to Twitter to...
