Suicide jumper saved by piles of garbage bags.
Sometimes it's just not your time to go.
This weekend past, Vangelis 'Angelo' Kapatos decided to end his life by jumping out of his ninth floor apartment in Hell's kitchen, except instead of dying as one would expect he ended...
The perfect boyfriend checklist- do you make the cut?
I'll be honest- I just don't think I make a good boyfriend to most women out there- and it's not for the most obvious reasons that you would think (yes- I tend to be loyal, believe it or not)....
‘Coupon Cults,’ Inside China’s Newest Obsession
Supposedly 'obsessed' Chinese youth desperately 'dreaming of the next deal' while filing in line for discounts sometime before dawn have have become the newest initiates of the rather sarcastically termed 'cult of the coupon.'
The quickly...
Gaza Youth Issue Angry Online Manifesto For Change, Support the Status Quo
Another day, another anonymous online manifesto, this one from cyber-activists in Gaza. Called by UK's The Guardian an incendiary document written with courage and furious energy The Gaza Youth's Manifesto for Change has incited supposed...
Ex SF crime lab tech wont face charges of using seized cocaine for ‘personal’ reasons.
Is it a good idea to snort cocaine from seized police evidence?
Deborah Madden, an ex SF crime lab tech who was 'using' cocaine from seized police evidence for personal reasons has been doing cartwheels this weekend as she...
Parisite’s Hilton’s New Years celebrations a disaster as she loses her cellphone.
Did one of you bitches steal Parasite's cellphone?
The children of Los Cabos were seen scurrying in all the relevant coke dens this past weekend as reports surfaced that Parasite Hilton had somehow 'misplaced' her cellphone and thus was...
Is it a good idea to trade in your kidney if it means getting out of a life sentence?
Moral dilemmas courtesy of your friend Mississipi governor Haley Barbour.
It's time to play sweepstakes kids. So here's the trade- the brass from the top have let it be known that you and your sister's life sentence for armed...
Anorexic model who appeared in shock fashion campaign dies.
When you can no longer sustain the shock factor.
It's been reported that French actress and model Isabelle Caro most famous for her appearance in an Italian fashion campaign that unsettled the fashion world in 2007 has passed away at...
Air passenger arrested for punching teenager who refused to turn off his I phone.
In house air rage is now being served.
Have you ever thought to yourself when you are on a plane (where by all accounts you are captive passenger) how much you'd like to beat that one person up who refuses...
This year for Xmas CoCo Sheen got Santa to deliver some more blow.
Are you ready to party like a nihilistic rock star?
When faced with a choice to turning to turning up to back to back family events what do you do choose? Santa's special 'white' gift pack or a modicum of...
Rupert Everett wants to tell you he’s not particularly thrilled with Hollywood or Jennifer Aniston.
Will someone please give Rupert a role so he can shut up?
Moving to the end of the year, Rupert Everett, bad boy of English cinema and disco lounges has decided to let us all know that as much as...
Olek Tames the Charging Wall Street Bull
This article comes courtesy of Steven Kaplan, art correspondent, publisher and noted critic and friend of Scallywag. The original article can be found below and in the following 3 sources, sources that I would our readers to get to...
Drug dealer passes out in cab with $450 000 crystal meth lab in his backpack.
Should you be passing out in cabs when you have your mobile crystal meth factory in your backpack?
In a situation more surreal than the intended experience of the drugs in possession, police apprehended a man who was said to...
Mother gives birth in airport toilet, strangles the baby, dumps it’s corpse in a bin and then makes her...
Isn't it time you pay attention what lies waiting for you in garbage bins?
Dubai International Airport : A hunt out is underway for what authorities believe an Ethiopian women pursuant to security cameras catching her giving birth to a...
Cynthia Colston wants to tell you how she got arrested after calling 911 because she received a bad manicure.
Who will give Cynthia a manicure now?
Have you ever gone in and had your nails done and just looked down and thought this is 'Just is a crying crime, I should call the police?" Well that's exactly what...
