SCALLYWAG TO KENNY KENNY: Are you on talking terms with SUSANNE BARTSCH?

    If anyone knows anything about NYC underground it's that Kenny Kenny and Susanne Bartsch have been best friends and the most unlikely business partners in the world of nightclubbing going on for 20 years. He a romantic Irish dandy...

Southwest Airline Pilot Broadcasts Rant Against Gay Flight Attendants, accidentally

He expected a party, but all he got were gays and grannies. An unnamed Houston pilot can be heard all over the Internet complaining about gays, overweight people, and women young and old after he left his mic on...

OJ Simpson plans to confess to Oprah Winfrey he killed Nicole Brown Simpson.

Oprah Winfrey finally gets the coup she has been looking for, but does it really matter? The Dailymail has just released a story claiming that disgraced ex footballer and celebrity OJ Simpson has agreed to go live on air with...

Man boarding plane wearing nothing but women’s underwear allowed to fly while black man wearing his pants below his...

US Airways would like to remind you men that cross dressing in female undergarments is quite acceptable, however wearing pants that sling below your underwear is completely unacceptable. An elderly man flying on a US Airways flight from Fort Lauderdale...

The world can’t stop smiling now that 51 year old Doug Hutchinson marries his 16 year old cherub...

Frankly I think it's nobody's business who marries what, but that rule instantly goes out the window when it comes to aging actors and young prebuscent femme fatales who make the media their play pen. That said, eyebrows were recently...

FDA unveils graphic cigarette warning labels sure to upset you or not?

Will you finally get that smoking has very serious repercussions on your health? Prompted by the national obsession to continue smoking in the face of potential illnesses and death, the FDA has decided...

Divorce leaves women poorer men lonelier….

Fifty years ago, the mere mention of divorce would leave many women distraught and reevaluating their lives. Oh my, how times have changed. Nowadays, many couples enter marriage already thinking about the possibility of a divorce, hence the pre-nup. It...

Police force quadriplegic man off flight after pilot said it was unsafe for him to fly.

The demoralizing of passengers on flights continues unabated. John Morris just wanted to go home, but as it turned out that turned out to be wishful thinking. Why? Let's all strap in with our extended seat belts and find out... dailymailco.uk:...

BONNAROO 2011 OR BUST.

I am the quintessential Northeastern big city girl - heat, humidity, sweat, dust, and dehydration (unless it's from copious amounts of alcohol) are NOT a few of my favorite things. While these are conditions I would do anything to...

Jeremy Kost: “It’s Always Darkest Before Dawn”

NYC. Thursday night saw the book release party for Jeremy Kost’s latest photography work “It’s Always Darkest Before Dawn” at The Box on Chrystie Street. The special event was presented by Susann Bartsch and hosted by Amanda Lepore (did...

Heidi Montag: How I managed to finally look better in my pink bikini. 14 times 7.

This summer Heidi Montag's abs will be able to repel a fury of pelting quarters. dailymail.co.uk: She was already skinny, but reality TV star Heidi Montag claims to have recently shed 27 pounds by spending more time at the gym...

Your favorite state senator busted for drunk driving and grand larceny.

Weep, burp, sneeze and crash might be the catch phrase saying for this weeks newest entrant to political suicide folly interludes. Nevertheless, since the public can never get enough of crash and burn politics may we introduce the woeful...

The rise of the uber Russian now holidaying the Hamptons.

You know it's a Monday morning when the NY Trash Post puts us mere mortals on high alert about the new found trappings of the East end- that is the new pecking order that is revamping the way power,...

Can anyone find me a wife? The dilemma of ugly men.

Can anyone find me a wife? Getting married as you can imagine is a major milestone in most people's lives. It proffers status, respect, companionship, regular sex (so I have been told) and of course...

Homeless man who kept all his worldly possessions in a shopping cart set to now inherit a fortune.

Down and out Max Melitzer no longer understands the meaning of the world. dailymail.co.uk: Down-and-out Max Melitzer was 'in shock' after private investigator David Lundberg found him pushing his shopping cart around a park in Salt Lake City and told...