Countess LuAnn; An impeccable ‘chic’ disaster.

Sunshine don't live here anymore... Kids, the Countess has finally come out with her latest conundrum to the good life:'Chic, c'est la vie,' and if you're into fornicating with gold tipped...

Arkansas Scientologists Can No Longer Legally Harass Whomever They Please

Mark Rathbun, vocal critic of the Scientology after he left his official post in the “Church,” noticed cultish figures filming his every move.  The Mayor of Ingleside on the Bay promptly passed an ordinance requiring film crews to obtain...

Andre Saraiva’s “The Shoe” Premiers at the Standard Hotel

Last night a sparkling cabal of New York City's shiniest socialites, stylists artist(e)s, actresses, restauranteurs, singers, producers, and designers were chased by the usual horde of penniless photographers and idealistic writers into those charcoal halls of the Standard Hotel,...

‘How many cocktail umbrellas are there in the USA?’ The bizarre questions that global companies are now asking job...

Getting a job now is about how well you think on your feet. Never mind the questions. With an avalanche of prospective job applicants on the market, global companies are now concocting increasingly bizarre questions during the interview process as...

Dead body in pool goes undetected for 2 days whilst people swam.

Police in Fall River, MA have pulled a woman’s body out of Veteran's Memorial Pool late Tuesday night.  Investigators today are concluding that the woman, Marie Joseph, had drowned in the pool Sunday afternoon. Which is to say that for...

Pride 2011- A DEBAUCHED RECOLLECTION

This past pride weekend was one of the most epic prides to date.  With parties all over the city and plenty of roof decks to watch the parade from this editor had one gay old time! The weekend started off...

Kate Moss wants to break down how she will spend $800 000 on her 3 day wedding party next...

Kids- it's time to take out your champagne cork, your used straws and head over to Kate's neck of the woods? Why- cause this diva is about to throw the fashion world's equivalent of catch me if you can...

Quentin Tarantino Outed As A Foot Fetishist.

Gawker has published an email they received from “a young woman who works in show business” that implies a scandalous rumor: Quentin Tarantino is a toe-sucker.  If we can trust this email (she does provide photo booth evidence), said-woman met...

Glenn Beck Claims Hostile New Yorkers Nearly Lynched Him in Bryant Park

Yesterday on his radio show, Glenn Beck very earnestly recounted his experience watching Hitchcock’s 39 Steps in Bryant Park.  Apparently, it was quite a “hostile situation” wherein angry, drunken New Yorkers threatened and harassed him and his family. Someone “intentionally” threw wine...

Pippa Middleton and her re united boyfriend Alex Loudon turn up to Wimbledon wide eye smiling.

The world can now sigh in relief now that Pippa is back with Alex and gracing us with their presence. Kids, I have to be honest for a few weeks I was bouncing off the baby turquoise bedroom walls wondering...

James John Onak would like to tell you he doesn’t recall collecting a dead pedestrian in his front seat...

How many shots does it take before you realize you've got a dead passenger sitting in your front seat? dailymail.co.uk: A Houston man was arrested after he kept driving for more than a mile after a pedestrian's body smashed through...

Nouriel Roubini wants to know if you made it to his marathon party at his triplex penthouse this weekend?

How much blow caffeine do you need to take to keep up with Nouriel? Kids-I have to confess I'm just blushing at the thought of missing Nouriel's latest uber party where young pubescent models got to hang out with...

Voula Duval: ‘In search of a Trophy Wife.’

There's something to be said about society's approximation about all things glamour and shiny. But what happens if your supposed calling doesn't happen the way it's suppose to? How is one to reckon with one's lot? And what value...

In search of my masculinity in a modern world.

Being a man is hard work. Being just me or you is hard work. But what do we mean when we say 'just be a man?' What do those four loaded words really mean, and how much has their...

Florence Henderson Tells All: The Mayor Gave Me Crabs

Tell-all memoirs are fabulous for revealing little scandalous goldmines that are a.) completely plausible, given the source of information, and b.) completely innocuous, given that most of the players in the scandal are out of the limelight.  Or are they...