PETA claims Mars as their own meat-free colony
I was not aware that we were in the position to take dibs on planets yet, but hey, I’m fairly certain Oprah owns her own miniature world of man-made, continent-shaped islands, so why not?
It seems that PETA reps, via Mogulite,...
Vladmir Putin ‘luckily’ discovers two sixth century Grecian urns
Then a plane flew by trailing, “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” in skywriting, just in time for the photo op.
Thanks to Russian Prime Minister Vladmir Putin, archaeologists will finally get back those two missing urns be quite busy studying two newly discovered vases...
The tricky affairs of socialites who two time each other. Welcome to Brice Marden’s bickering bixches.
Oh dear, what to say, where to run to? It seems one of best kept secrets prizes in society, famed abstract painter Brice Marden has found himself in a tenuous position. What tenuous position you wonder? The ...
Protester who had fourth amendment written on his chest is set to challenge the TSA in court. Defining liberty...
Aaron B. Tobey’s lawsuit against airport and federal officials is underway, the 21-year-old Charlottesville man who stripped down to his underwear in protest of TSA’s unreasonable procedures, revealing the Fourth Amendment written on his chest.
The Richmond Times-Distpatch...
Drunkard urinates on eleven-year-old mid-flight
There are due causes for urinating on someone: getting stung by a jelly fish, made famous by Friends; if you’re dying of thirst in the desert, I suppose; if someone has recently gotten into ‘urine therapy’. You...
Meet Rev. Larson and his merry band of teenage exorcists
I do not know if you know this, but there is a worldwide shortage of exorcists at the moment, and the demand could not be higher. Luckily, Evangelist Reverend Bob Larson of Spiritual Freedom Churches International that seems...
Meet the dubious cast of Bravo’s New Socialite Reality show; Most Eligible (Socialite Whores)…
Kids, my ears are still ringing like battle scarred dustbins left in the path of a super sonic Boeing jet pursuant to the incredulous news that Bravo somehow licked a few crumpled dollars together to get off...
Late last week an anonymous tweeter began posting prototypical conversation overheard in the Conde Nast elevator. An intern tells...
“Things heard in the Conde Nast elevators do not stay in the Conde Nast elevators. Email what you hear to [email protected]
It seems there's an anonymous tipster over at the Conde Nast building going out of their way to...
Man who met woman through online dating site is held for questioning as woman who accompanied him is nowhere...
America will soon have a new did he or didn't she kill her case to entertain itself with for the balance of the summer.
Authorities at present are on high alert pursuant to a impromptu getaway that one woman, Robyn...
Why This Economic Downturn Is Merely The Next Step
With the recent volatility in the financial markets and the drastic losses some of us have suffered financially, (which may include a lack of a job or your debts spiraling out of control) some of you might be tempted...
How the shifting class wars are now making their way to London streets and world financial markets.
There's a saying that goes something like this: In the US, the people fear the government but in Europe (like it or not the UK is part of Europe) the government fears the people. This might go...
Woman sues her boss after he demanded a Monday to Friday schedule of what she should wear, including a...
Imagine going to work dressed solely on the basis of what your immediate boss deemed appropriate? Sounds like an average day at work for most of us. But what about when it turns out your office manager...
The rising tide of haute couture designers signing on with H&M. High end comes finally converging with the masses…
Is there ever a time when something (or someone) can be considered just too commercial? Have you ever looked around and wondered just how a certain celebrity or brand has seemed to blow up out of nowhere...
Global Study: The secret to to getting laid is more gender equality, but in the meantime a sturdy bank...
According to a new global study, more gender equality leads to more sex. Which is to say in a round about way, there's more sex to be had in those nations where there is less sexism. Why...
Disgruntled Natural History Museum volunteer launches into a disillusioned tirade after he is told his services are no longer...
It must be hunting season, because in our mail box we’ve received the disgruntled musings of one San Diego Natural History Museum volunteer, a Mr Alan Bennett who took the time to write a heart to heart letter directed...
