Source claims that Kim Kardashian’s marriage was arranged and that she hated making out with Kris Humphries.

The latest bombshell to drop out of the Kardashian camp involves assertions that Kim Kardashian detested sleeping with her husband let alone even making out with him and that she was never attracted to him in the first place. The...

My hero Kim Kardashian calls off her sham marriage.

Source claims that Kim Kardashian’s marriage was arranged and that she hated making out with Kris Humphries.»   The Kim Kardashian parasitic business of money grabbing and how we fell for it. 72 days of marital pr bliss and 17 million dollars...

JetBlue flight 504, the stand-off flight from hell.

Up to 200 passengers on an aborted JetBlue flight were subjected to hell this weekend after their flight was grounded for 7 hours with no food, water or working bathroom facilities, hardly the pleasant flying experience JetBlue regularly touts....

Societys Choice and Flawless Foundation bring on Halloween regalia.

Friday night saw this scoundrel partying alongside the fun crew of Societys Choice (as founded by Scallywag's dear friends Alex Harris and Dr Shireen Fernandez) and the lovely Janine Francolini of Flawless Foundation. Hosted at Hiro, we were dancing and...

Lindsay Lohan: Look at me, no more meth teeth (for now).

  Lindsay Lohan has a confession to make. What you wonder? The media whoredom of the dentist who gave her mouth a facelift. That's right kids, our collective heroine Lindsay 'I know how to make more money and be a...

The rise of the male narcissist and how women are making us men comply.

It was bound to happen, something women have grappled with for eons, the objectification of the male body. No longer is it enough for a man to be perceived as a good catch based on his earning potential (who are...

“What Toaster Ovens, Top Models and the Morgans Have in Common” – The American Friends of Blerancourt

  Last Thursday, October 20th, the American Friends of Blerancourt gathered at the posh Pierre Hotel to honor Baroness Philippine de Rothschild with the Anne Morgan Award of Excellence. The Anne Morgan Award was created to recognize women who challenge...

Coroner rules that our hero Amy Winehouse drank herself to death.

Tabloids are awash with the news this morning that our collective tragic hero, Amy Winehouse drank herself to death. According to the Guardian, England's upscale version of tabloid regalia and all things pseudo intellectual (yes I am an avid reader...

Michael Lohan would like to explain how he got arrested this time.

  Like father like daughter.  Kids, let's take a deep meaningful longing look into those eyes and understand that it's all part of Milo's desperate cry for compassion, understanding, dollar signs and the resigned fate he will be our preferred collective...

Coke dealer busted selling coke baggies after he beats up Occupy Wall street protesters.

How's this for irony. With protesters in recent weeks being assaulted and treated heavily handed by authorities, one coke dealer enterprising young man found himself on the wrong side of the law after assaulting protesters in his attempt to...

Carriage horse collapses and then dies on West 54th st.

Animal activists are not amused... What to think, what to say? It's been reported that a stout white equine collapsed yesterday morning on West 54th street and 8th avenue and soon thereafter died in the middle of traffic. At this...

The TSA now want to tell you about the loaded .38 caliber gun that made it on a flight.

You'll get harassed for daring to have long frizzy hair or scribe your fourth amendment rights on your chest. But pack a loaded gun on your next flight out and the TSA might just bungle that shit up and...

‘Sorry for the inconvenience, we are trying to change the world.’- How that statement caused a fracas on facebook…

Kids, the occupywallstreet movement now enters week 6 and it seems it shows no signs of letting up just yet. That said, the movement has certainly begun to polarize various individuals for and against it, which is why I...

‘Sizzling Bacon Tastes Better at Dawn with Billie Holiday on the i-Pod’-The Recipe Project

If you love food, it’s likely you also love to drink, travel and listen to music too. Well, on Tuesday evening ‘super-music-nerd-foodies’ gathered in the basement of the Woolworth Building, otherwise known as The Wooly for the highly anticipated...

Oh no! Lindsay Lohan scores herself a 5th mugshot picture.

Michael Lohan: ‘I think my little girl is a crackhead.’ Lilo will always be my preferred hawt bixch. Kids, take a solemn look at the above picture and you will notice the frothy double chin starting to set dour expression...