JWoww, would like to convince you why you ought to buy her gravity defying bikini line.
Once a media whore, always a media whore....
This is why life is worth living for. So I can wake up and stare at JWoww's butt crack and think of something clever to write while I drool over the chipmunks...
Adam Lambert would like to explain to you how he managed to make a scene with his prince last...
Getting into a fisty fight with your boyfriend without tearing up the mascara can sometimes be a hellish experience.
Ahh, boys will be boys and in Adam Lambert's case, the former Liberace impersonator American Idol runner-up that is certainly no...
LeeAnn Rimes and her love mutt Eddie Cibrian would like to share with you their Mexican yacht smut shots.
Exploiting your image 24/7 will always get you a free trip on the Mexican Riviera....
Kids it's time to find a spare seat in the solitary confinement of your private self and slowly touch yourself up as your eyeballs do...
Bank of America to pay $335 million damages for charging minorities higher interest rates.
Exploiting the impoverished and minority community is just another day at the office for Bank of America...
In a gesture towards absolving itself of further liability or guilt, Bank of America has agreed to pay $335 million for the apparent...
Vanessa Hudgens would like to know whether you noticed her very see through pants.
Because skimpy and scandalous will always make Vanessa's day...
Making a name for yourself as an up and coming actress takes lots of talent, persistence and discipline. Which in Vanessa Hudgen's case, 2 out of 3 isn't too bad. But...
Shock artist Killian Skarr to be crucified and shocked
I arrived for my second formal interview with the enigmatic artist Killian Skarr a little earlier than we had agreed upon. While parking at the rear of his nondescript gray house I was met by what seemed an entire...
Pepsi agrees to scrap can that elicited 9/11 drama, comes out with new design.
Pursuant to a large public outcry Pepsi have come out today and announced that they are all together discontinuing production of their current diet Pepsi can design in Arab states. The design according to many was tantamount to a...
Courtney Stodden makes it on Santa’s naughty list and gets a spanking.
Courtney Stodden wants to explain why this evening will be spent zipping your flyer until it appropriately adjusts...
Pre ejaculation Xmas celebrations is just another sport that makes Courtney and her sleazebag husband dressed as a child teenage molester with a...
The world is relieved now that the Kardashians finally came out with their 3-D Christmas Card.
It was bound to happen and it had to happen, the bastardization of Christmas courtesy of our favorite media whore friendly family the Kardashians.
The worst part about the illusion called family is that they created this mess as an...
OCCUPY THE ATM! AT MICHAEL MUT GALLERY
At the Michael Mut gallery on Ave C and 7th, the opening for the "Love Yourself" exhibition is a crowded gathering of artists and hawt bixches.
During times of depression economics, when feelings are down, we should definitely love ourselves...
My hero Lindsay Lohan would like to inform all you haters that her Playboy cover spread is selling like...
Lindsay Lohan’s only unairbrushed Playboy shot released.
Lindsay Lohan Playboy entire photo spread leaked on line. Bye bye one million dollars.
Lindsay Lohan has for once racked two good weeks back to back. But surely there must be some sticky wet...
Is my hero Prince Harry once again banging lingerie model Florence Brudenelle-Bruce?
The grinch will always be a hawt bixch...
Kids it's time to sit back, grab some cucumber scented tissues and remiss at what you are missing out on this morning as our collective hero, Prince GRINCH is said to have...
Woman forces bus to halt after she resists an ultra orthodox demand to sit in the back despite the...
An outraged Tanya Rosenblit takes to Facebook to express her discontent at having been told that she could only remain in an Israeli bus as long as she sat in the back. What's going on? Is this segregated apartheid...
It’s time to award Missouri the status of the meth production capital of America.
Los Angeles is the capital of movie stardom, NYC the capital of money making and Missouri, ahem the capital of making the good shit..
news-leader: Missouri will likely reclaim the dubious distinction this year of being the methamphetamine capital of...
20 year old ‘Barefoot Bandit’ who stole planes, automobiles and boats sentenced to seven years.
The 20 year old who became a folk hero...
Having evaded authorities for over 2 years, 20 year old Colton Harris-Moore was yesterday sentenced to a total of 7 years and 3 months for a spate of crimes that included...
