Ali Lohan is doing her best to be as emaciated as possible.
Ali Lohan insists she's a model in line for a non existent campaign- fame whoring herself by starving herself first.
Kids it's start to become deriguer for our new found media whore contestant Ali Lohan to pop her head in...
TSA agent leaves rapper a nice note after busting him with weed.
'C'mon son..'
These are the two words making the rounds in the latest faux pas within the ambits of what is otherwise known as the TSA whom it seems is attracted to scandal the way a C grade celebrity is...
The date from hell. Man takes girl to cinema then slips out midway to steal her car.
Michael Pratt wants to be your Valentine assuming you have something for him to steal...
Kids it really doesn't get any better than this, boy asks girl out on date but whilst on the date he excuses himself to only...
China by Night. A photo essay.
Piqued by the rampant transformation of China from a once homogenuous nation to a polarized nation of rising wealth and vast poverty, urban decay to sprawling ghost cities, state donated garb to that of haute couture ready to go...
Please Lindsay Lohan what’s up with the double chin lately?
Kids, I promised myself I wouldn't hit under the belt but the chipmunks Fyodor and Vladimir kept tugging at my slippers and insisted that our collective hero has got some double chin problem action going on. After stepping back...
Higgs boson. Is this evidence of the God particle we’ve all been waiting for?
That Goddamn Particle...
One of the ongoing dilemmas of science has been coming up with an explanation of the origin of mass. Understanding its make up, disposition, origin is tantamount to understanding who God is, assuming you believe in such...
Paris Jackson thinks there’s a chance she might end up being normal.
Why wearing a mask as a kid felt 'stupid.'
In a last minute effort to keep the universe entertained Ellen Degeneres dug through her rolodex and was able to come up with the details of Paris Jackson, the famed daughter...
The courts heap praise on our hero Lindsay Lohan as a criminal reincarnate.
Kids, it's time to bring out the sticky cocoa bags, the chipped champagne flute glasses and salute towards heaven as Judge Stephanie sings in high octane her most agreeable pleasure with the sunshine from eternity called Lindsay "I too...
Breaking news: Lindsay Lohan finds her missing purse minus $10 000.
Lindsay Lohan’s only unairbrushed Playboy shot released.
Did Lindsay Lohan plant the story of a missing purse because she was offended there was not enough being said on her this weekend?
Yes kids, it seems half of America went into panic...
SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS and GAIA & GINO unveil Goddess Adorned
The night sparkled… literally. New York’s finest gathered once again, shimmering in jewels, at the SWAROVSKI CRYSTALLIZED™ Concept Store for the “A Goddess Adorned" auction. In an effort to raise awareness for HIV/Aids, SWAROVSKI ELEMENTS and Housing Works collaborated...
Meth head busted busted making meth inside Walmart.
Elizabeth Alisha Greta Halfmoon was just too broke to buy the chemicals.
Here's a novel idea. You're itching for a hit of meth, you don't have a dime to your name to call the dealer (you already owe him a...
My hero Salman Rushdie has now just proposed to his still married ex flame Michelle Barish.
Salman Rushdie has decided pursing a career as a celebrity media whore is more becoming than his literary career. The curse of Devorah Rose...
Kids, if only you could see me now, gin and froth sliding down my chin. Why...
Lindsay Lohan Playboy entire photo spread leaked on line. Bye bye one million dollars.
Breaking Monday December 19, 2011;
My hero Lindsay Lohan would like to inform all you haters that her Playboy cover spread is selling like hot cakes at the news stands.
Please Lindsay Lohan what’s up with the double chin lately?
Lindsay Lohan’s...
Yikes, rejected man sends woman 1615 word manifesto as to why she should continue seeing him, she in turn...
Some guys just don't take a hint.
Here's a story for every man that's being rejected and on the same token a story for every woman who just doesn't know how to get a man to gracefully call it a...
Henry Buhl, Ace’s uber Philanthropist.
Out of luck, out of hope, arrested and turning to substance abuse because at least escape from reality is an escape from hopelessness of living on the streets. What is it like to be so desperate, lonely and afraid? ...
