
Tamara Ecclestone would like for you to drill your eyes out in fits of jealousy. Welcome to the privileged life of a bon vivant socialite slumming it on a man made beach somewhere in Dubai.
Kids, once again it’s that time of day where one is required to bow down ever so slowly as the Goddess of good taste, tasteful liposuction (please who’s that bixch kidding) and $140 000 bling to bling caresses us with her presence.
As one can see by the following pictures, the billionaire heiress really does know how to make her presence felt as she slums it by the shores. The shoreline a repository for all the loose diamond specks falling out of her pubes. But then again, what’s a few loose diamond sprinkles amongst friends who delight in shoving a handful or two in their morning bellini and then playfully throwing a bucket or two of gold bricks at each other’s direction as the day languidly drags on…
Ahh, if only you were as well esteemed as our heroine….yes if only…



