When a public holiday doesn’t mean much unless there’s a scandal we can talk about.
This long weekend’s public scandal and domestic violence/public humiliation nominee goes to Shawne Merriman who had the good pleasure of having his ass taken into custody after his 6’4 ft 265 pound ass harassed his 5 ft 95 pound girlfriend Tila Nguyen, otherwise known as Tequila and omnipresent media whore.
The ‘fun’ began according to the NY Post (The NY Trash) when– “According to KNSD-TV in San Diego, cops responded to a disturbance call at the suburban home of the San Diego Chargers linebacker about 3:45 a.m.”
One can assume some sort of ruckus (that he had allegedly tried to choke her when she tried to leave his apartment) had gone on because it was then reported that :
“Tila, 27, was taken for treatment to Pomerado Hospital in Poway, Calif. TMZ.com reported she was treated and released.”
According to celebrity chasers TMZ.com the Merriman and Tequila (who we understand is suppose to be some sort of bisexual cheerleader or just a confused young woman) they had attended a friend’s birthday earlier that evening where said confused girl performed a personal lap dance for said accused brute – Shawne Merriman.
In any event it’s certainly got all the media sluts waging their tails and that’s why we have nominated Shawne Merriman as our public scandal entrant over a long weekend.
When sitting in the sun gets too tough there’s always a scandal brewing on TV.