Oh really? Here’s a video of Selena Gomez completely drunk.

Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez is also a preferred hawt bixch.

Kids it’s time to sit back and watch the below video of our collective heroine Selena Gomez as she slurs, minces, guffaws and hyper slurs key phrases. ‘Right on, of course, fabulouze and shinnee super tzar…’

“It was a good moment for me,” she says of Jennifer Lawrence winning Best Actress Musical/Comedy for Silver Linings Playbook. Realizing she’s being filmed and has royally screwed up our ray of sunshine attempts to clarify for us: “I don’t even know her, but I think she’s so cool.”

Whatever. Of course me wonders who exactly poured our Selena her drinks as our highness is a smidgen shy of 21. But what do I know about public misbehavior, I was only rolling in the bushes with half empty vodka bottles dangling from my waist belt the day after graduating high school., Weren’t you?

Watch and listen how to slur, still be incoherent and a dazzling super star all at the same time.

  • Jilly

    Selena is one of the only decent celebrities with no scandals so the media is always trying to dig up dirt on her. she’s never even talked bad about anyone. she doesn’t look drunk to me but where were you guys all the times Miley was photographed with a beer in her hand or stumbling out of a club at 3: AM going back to when she was only 16?

  • Just Passing Thro

    WTH were you talking about? She was only a bit over excited! Stop smearing dirt when there is none!