Gawker gives you more yummy Trash. Who cares? You do of course!

May 8, 2009 By Christopher Koulouris

Gawker now is in the business of diagnosing what other trash media (like itself) celebrities are into the habit of eating. French cheese? We hope not…

Want to know what a bunch of obnoxious twits will be eating at some fancy shindig? No, neither do we. But Gawker would nevertheless would like you to know that Todd Palin, Greta Van Susteren, Bill O’Reilly, Glenn Beck, Bret Baier, and Chris Wallace will be eating “Sopresso.” “Brie.” “Porcini Dusted Petite Filet.” “Mascarpone Polenta.”

Do you really care, and is this their clever way of saying that these Goofballs over at Fox are obnoxious hypocrites? (after all if they were real Americans they’d be eating burgers and 14 lb Porter Steaks?)

Yeah, fuck the French….

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I think the idea to start “Scallywag and Vagabond.” (SCV) originates from my myriad background and the many years I have spent in preferred cafes and brasseries extolling the virtues and subtle intricacies of ‘being’ as the Beaujolais ran, the cigarette wafted and the gentleman to my side pontificated while spraying himself with a deftly tied cravat and sun crested idolatry.’

I grew up in Australia where as a young man one was obliged to become a hero of sorts. A master swimmer, fighter of causes, ideals and disheveled denizen of aesthetics, and more often a carefree ‘larrikin’ who would occasionally poke his sun bronzed nose at authority and convention Read More

Christopher Koulouris

Gawker gives you more yummy Trash. Who cares? You do of course!

Will Media Cover Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly Eating Fancy French Cheeses?

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