Tag: media whore
The paparazzi are now wondering when Lindsay Lohan will ‘kick’ the bucket.
The sadistic glee that makes the media world go 'round.
A cursory glance at this morning's edition of gimmicky blog Perez Hilton will find the following story in bold italics-
Media Prepares For The Death Of Lindsay Lohan???
Not the...
Malik So Chic wants to figure out how not to hurt himself.
Malik so Chic (Sick): The continued episodes of a faux star.
You know the universe is going into hell in a hand basket when you have so called reality (faux) stars making every possible effort to indoctrinate their...
Is the world turning against Lindsay Lohan?
Will there come a day when Lindsay Lohan will be irrelevant?
For some unexplained reason which we're still trying to figure out, Lindsay Lohan Thursday night was turned away at the door at the glamorous Victoria's Secret party which was...
Malic so Chic decides he’d rather go to LA than Bellvue Hospital
The shock that nearly caused Facebook to close down.
As you may or may or not know, Malik So Chic is a reality star (sort of) except even though he's a star his awful cast mates (you know the cast...
AMERICAN INTERNET PIE: The Curious Rise of Society Marionette Rachelle Hruska.
And they were singing bye bye Miss All American Internet Pie…..she posted a press release and someone else’s photos under her editorial byline…before you knew it she was stealing her competitors style designs……manipulating unsuspecting masses with scripted story...
The hot mess between Guest of a Guest and Jules Kirby continues…
For images of Jules Kirby's fascinating latest fashion shoot go here.
Children will be children and in the case of a Guest of a Guest the childish behavior continues. What gives? Boredom, venomous hate for Jules or just a clink...
Who the hell is Malik So Chic? The geisha girl who could.
When buying into your own myth leads to a whole city buying into it as well.
For all intensive purposes Malik So Chic is one of those eternal fixtures that one can never quite figure out how they got there...
Are the Salahis getting their own reality show?
How to con the public.
How can you forget them- the White House intruders seen coddling up to vice president Joe Biden and Obama at a head of state dinner party. Everyone looked beautiful, everyone was smiling, happy to be...
Lindsay Lohan returns from India after a bout of fame trafficking.
Taking kudos for things that aren't rightfully yours.
No sooner had Lindsay Lohan capricious media whore and social dilettante arrived in India she had the masses in a frenzy. A frenzy of course unlike the one that she would...
Miley Cyrus On a Mission to Piss off Disney
Teenagers in America
As if the simulation of sex with a backup dancer, the racy half-nude pictures, the dancing on a pole at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards, her claim that she is not a pop star --(the list can...
Tiger’s All-Star Roster.
If 2007 was the year of the Britney Spears meltdown, and 2008 was the year of celebrity divorces (Paul McCartney and Heather Mills, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, etc), then 2009 is the year of the Tiger. The scandalous revelations...
NY Magazine wants you to know that Jon Gosselin is still a human being.
Observations of a professional media whore.
This week NY Magazine sets out on the dubious and terrifying task of humanizing one of the world's most conspicuous media whores- Jon Gosselin. In the write up, the author Jay Bulger sets about...
Soul searching after party crashing.
Dilemmas and heartbreak in Washington.
After much head-scratching and conferring, we have arrived at the conclusion that the definition of party crashing is to show up at a party without an invitation.
In the light of this epiphany, we are beginning...
Is America Not Ready for the Glambert?
The most recent controversy that seems to have sparked a media frenzy is Adam Lambert's performance at the 2009 American Music Awards. His raunchy performance, including simulating oral sex with a male dancer and making out with a male...
Which Media Turkey are You Taking to Dinner?
Surrogate turkeys in your backyard, if you can find them.
Yippee, it's that time of year where you get to see all the people you spend the rest of the year avoiding. We had a little think to ourselves...
