Tag: media whore
What is it with Korean celebrities that keep committing suicide?
Depression and self-loathing in Korea.
According to the Associated Press, the recent suicide of Korean model Daul Kim, 20, in her Parisian apartment marks a mysterious string of suicides amongst Korean celebrities. Apparently, her death brings the suicide death toll...
Lindsay Lohan Cries Like Baby and Takes Other People’s Stuff.
Making America your door mat.
Part 347 of adventures with the crack/coke/grog/freak whore continue. Dedicated to keeping America in the loop of what Lilo does from the moment she gets up, we couldn't resist recanting the following piece of nasty...
The Crash of the Paparazzi Economy is Here.
When the price of your favorite celestial misfit is plummeting.
It looks like it may be time for America to collectively start weeping in their collective napkins with the release of the sobering news that the market value of photos...
Lindsay Lohan has a fit when presented with her champagne bill.
Does being a hot mess entitle one to free drinks? Dilemmas in Hollywood...
Looks like Lilo has gotten herself into trouble again. The latest fiasco (yes, we can never get enough because we're serious 'Lilo-phytes,') occurred when the blonde ditz...
Why Are We Consuming This? Timbaland, Cyrus.
If you dont listen, he will certainly break your teeth.
Timbaland, best known for his ridiculously addictive songs and collaborations with Justin Timberlake, is coming out with his new album called: Shock Value II. And the shock ...
Reduce, Reuse, Real Housewives.
Trying to figure out which reality works.
Look out, NYC. The Real Housewives of New York City are in the middle of filming their third season. Naturally, the PR machine that provides the elbow grease to facilitate and ease the...
Britney can do whatever, forever.
(a second point of view on a previous Predator story)
Britney Spears' fans seem to be a tad bit upset by the fact that she is lip-syncing her way through her Circus tour down under in Australia. Reportedly,...
Is Miley Cyrus Becoming an Ungrateful Brat already?
In dire need of genre clarification.
Miley Cyrus was recently interviewed where she admitted that she never heard a Jay-Z song before in her life, despite the lyrics in her "Party in the USA" track that claim ...
The Fame Game: How the Noughties Have Changed the Face of Celebrity.
As difficult as it may be to imagine, I remain confident that there was once a time when children grew up with the aspiration to be something other than ‘famous’. It seems so far-fetched that at times I have...
Hiding from the lights: What life as a vampire is really like for Robert Pattinson.
Poor old Robert Pattinson. He's learning what life is like when you can't go out in the day time for fear of being recognized for what you really are - the world's favorite teenage vampire.
No, really, I actually do...
Lilo and papa. How to save the family that can’t save itself.
Tweeting that daddy is a loser.
It’s a rare instance when families take their dirty laundry out and air it publicly. Things of course don’t work that way when you are a public figure whose very existence and pay check...
Lindsay Lohan no longer a lesbian for the time being.
Getting it on with hot guys is delicious.
Could it be true (and do you really care)? Gatecrasher reports that Lilo and Hollywood hunk (bunk) actor Gerard Butler were getting it on at some ritzy joint.
The hunky actor reportedly got...
Mama Lohan and Lilo gang up on Papa Lohan.
It’s just a family affair…
The public spectacle called the ‘Blohan fiasco’ escalated over this weekend when it was reported in our favorite tabloid the NY Post (Gutter) that Mama Lohan and Lilo have teamed up against renegade Papa Lohan...
Lohan vs. Gosselin. Gloves Come Off, Shutters Snap.
Media whore showdown.
Breathe easy, my fellow media followers, there is a God after all! It was reported that Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin are no longer BFFs. The unlikely sleaze-duo first made headlines— wait, let me rephrase...
Mama Lohan is coming after Papa Lohan…
Let the blood pour out. A day in the life of Lilo.
We don’t know if a family as wacky as the Lohans has ever existed in America before but, in any event, they have finally arrived and, to make...
