Tag: Lindsay Lohan
Lilo pledges to turn her life from a carnival to a slow merry go round.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Only two days out of purgatory and our collective princess has $150 000 pay pal stubs knocking on her LAX door courtesy of desperate clubs hoping that now she is...
Lilo is offered $1million for her first post jail interview.
Crime actually does pay.
The chipmunks in Lilo’s closet are all clapping with joy today with the revelation that super trash rag OK MaG has offered our collective hero Lindsay Lohan $1million to sit down and describe...
10 ‘Gaycons’ That Should Go Away for Good
Late, great comedian Rodney Dangerfield was famous for his schtick “Don’t Get No Respect.” The LGBT community sympathizes, old friend – we don’t either, and here are 10 reasons why.
Perez Hilton
His super snarky,...
Do Americans Have Culture?
There are times when I fret over the state of American culture. It was recently announced, for example, that Justin Beiber is coming out with a memoir entitled “First Step 2 Forever”. Not to over-dramatize it,...
Scallywag is looking for tabloid and fashion interns.
Scallywag and Vagabond is looking for two brave merciless souls to join us as media interns.One position involves that of tabloid blogging, the other fashion reporting.
Who I (yes I will be your spiritual guide) am looking...
Michael Lohan is now getting ready to go to jail too.
The Lohan family is one very happy mess.
You couldn't script this in a movie, but then again who needs script writers for America's very favorite preferred media whore family - "The Lohans," where every minute is...
Lilo is finally on her way to jail.
Will the world survive without Lilo for 90 days?
And it's finally come to this- America's preferred media whore carries her cross to LA county jail. Oh the woe, the jubilation, the confusion, the rumors, the slander,...
Robert Shapiro wants to tell you he’s Lilo’s new lawyer.
Where's OJ Simpson when you need him?
Here we go on the merry go round of can Lilo escape being a pariah and which uber celebrity which doctor will concoct a resurrection of Lilo's spirit. The answer...
Lindsay Lohan gets socked in the face!
Happy Birthday bitch!
According to Lilo's tweeter- Lilo just got socked in the face and if you must know all the interns are doing high fives and dancing the moon dance. The saga courtesy of Michael K of...
The Lindsay Lohan reality show is about to air.
How long can you hold on without puking?
According to the NY Post, Dina Lohan and her dream team will soon be appearing on your TV screen ad nauseum courtesy of her planned reality show 'I can fart louder than...
Michael Lohan to open nightclub in the Hamptons.
How to live off your daughter's fame.
According to the NY Post this afternoon, media whore and distressed father of number one media whore in America- Lindsay Lohan is set to open a nightclub this summer in the...
What’s wrong with media today?
I'm watching the news one night on TV and suddenly out of no where, one of the reporters start quipping about the new Sex and the City sequel and how fabulous the movie is and how later one of...
Lilo is now officially going to jail.
Why California is popping champagne bottles.
The world told her not to do it- but Lilo had to go anyway because as we told you yesterday she heard through the grapevine crack grows out of the alleyways...
What terrible thing did Michael Lohan say to his ex- Dina?
America's favorite dysfunctional family want to remind you they need your votes.
Watching the Lohan family exist has probably been one of the most eerie dysfunctional experiences the average American has been subjected to these last...
Bomb Magazine celebrates its 29th Annual at the NAC.
There's always something riveting hanging out with a bunch of intellectuals and die hard artists, and for all such things I am forever inclined to drag my attention at all the yummy things that keep coming ...
