Tag: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan denied entry into exclusive private party.
The party favors are starting to stop. Oh the tears.
How ironic that the queen of party favors and demeanor is now suddenly finding herself being denied entry into a scene that she once used to cavort and essentially own...
Say goodbye to Lindsay Lohan. Oh the tears…
Say goodbye to Lindsay Lohan.
Grunt, sigh, moan, despair, wheeze and sigh again, pass me a shot of moonshine. Today the airwaves are awash with the news that America's favorite metaphor to disillusionment and over the top behavior actress 'Lindsay I...
Is Lindsay Lohan getting ready to return to jail?
Just another day in paradise.
In the ongoing trauma saga that is Lindsay Lohan, reports emanating out of the LA DA office is that the office doesn't buy our hero's fib story that the actress who it seems has been...
The Paparazzi Photo that Set Police on LiLo
It seems the paparazzi finally have their favorite target by the throat: here's the photo of LiLo that allegedly led police to investigate her for felony grand theft of a 'one-of-a-kind' $2,500 gold necklace.
Now police say surveillance footage from the store, Kamofie &...
Lindsay Lohan accused of stealing a $5000 necklace.
What can I get away with now?
Good morning America. Just when you thought the travesty known as America's favorite bowl of oatmeal was beginning to disintegrate into the background comes the sensational assertion that our national treasure has made...
Supermodel Heiress Lydia Hearst to Play LiLo in Roman à Clef Role
Though she's not British, as the Daily Mail would have you believe, Lydia Hearst-Shaw, once New York's most inimitable heiress gossip columnist prodded (courtesy of page 6), second most beautiful woman, and third most marketable media...
The top ten hottest guys of NYC: 2010.
Pursuant to our recent article the top ten most beautiful women of NYC (an adjunct to Ms Alexa Winner’s top 22 most beautiful women of NYC) we started to think if there could be a list for the...
Milo and Lilo finally kiss and make up.
Are you taking out your tranquilizers yet?
Yes it’s true. Me and the chipmunks have been sniffling (not that sniffing!) uncontrollably the moment we found out our heroes Milo and Lilo have once again pledged allegiance to...
The new breed of Coke Whore.
In its most derogatory sense a coke whore is a 'slut' who offers herself up to a man in exchange for the promised elixir of cocaine.
In its most base terms it's a patriarchal relationship which qualifies...
Desperate for Coke, Lilo Escapes From Rehab
Hide your straws, our lovely Lilo's been caught sneaking out of rehab and, once again, scored some of the sweet stuff in an attempt to get her Coke fix as, reportedly, her rehab facility prohibits television,...
Lilo Treated for Twitter Addiction
Lilo, always the trendsetter, is now being treated not just for addiction to substances (which ones we can't be sure exactly), but also to Twitter.
According to the Daily Mail, “n insider revealed: ‘She is only...
Lilo gets a ‘get out of jail’ free card.
'Look Ma, no hands!'
In what’s turning out to be more of a dramatic performance than any movie roles our collective hero could’ve hoped to land – news outlets have reported that Los Angeles Superior Court Judge ...
Lilo gets caught with the good shit in her system.
A case study in a tortured soul.
Lilo is heading back to the slammer after weekly drug tests (a stipulation of her probation) detected dirty samples. Which begs the question, what’s eating our collective darling?
TMZ: TMZ broke the...
Lindsay Lohan Dyes Her Hair its Natural Color
In an attempt to return to her Parent Trap era innocence, Lilo’s new publicists (aka Britney Spear’s stunt media team) have recommended she dye her hair back to its natural color: red. Aside from the absurdity...
Lilo Hit and Run.
Out of all the things our dearest Lilo still needs to learn; driving should be at the top of the list.
Obviously she is a busy girl since leaving rehab the loony bin, because her...
