Unemployed man with no money captures Senate nomination.

How to confuse career politicians. Latest headline- Mystery winner of South Carolina’s senate primary refuses to quit over pending pornography felony charges.» By now it's been drummed into our heads that the only way as a citizen you can...

Gray Line NY honors Donald Trump.

A ride on the wild side. Just in case you didn't know but yesterday Donald Trump got to be the face of Gray Line NY- which on the surface doesn't sound like a big deal - but really...

Is it a crime that the Housewives of NY make $6777 more per episode than their cronies in NJ?

The sad truth about being a housewife from NJ. In light of the recent revelation that one of the Real Housewives of NJ's stars - Teresa Giudice is $11 million bucks in the hole people up and down...

Did Sarah Palin get a breast implant?

The overt preoccupations of trash media. As you know the media does one heck of a job keeping our politicians in check and making sure they are accountable for everything they do - which these days includes whether...

Michael Lohan to open nightclub in the Hamptons.

How to live off your daughter's fame. According to the NY Post this afternoon, media whore and distressed father of number one media whore in America- Lindsay Lohan is set to open a nightclub this summer in the...

Social Media, the definitive guide.

“I have twatted.” - Stephen Colbert (Interview with Meredith Vieira, 2009) If I don’t  “check-in” somewhere, am I nowhere to be found? I’ve barely taken 2 steps into an establishment and already checked-in on Foursquare, setting off...

The arrival of the Bushwick hipster.

If you want irony you're best advised to stay in Williamsburg, on the other hand if you're seeking legitimacy and a kind of jaundiced slacker attitude that comes with skinny kids wearing dog collars without...

Arizona school decides to lighten the color of depicted Latinos.

When in Arizona avoid admitting you have dark skin. It's seems America has having a hard time adjusting to the reality that there are other colored people who live here besides white. Where they are particularly having...

Chinese factories to offer higher wages in response to spate of suicides.

How far can you go on 83 cents an hour? There may be a reason why China commands so much of the world trade, mainly because it is able to afford to under price most of its competitors...

Walmart offers its employees college degrees.

Soon you will need a degree to flip a burger. It used to be if you couldn't get into college or barely finish your high school certificate the next best thing waiting for you was a lifetime of...

Kathleen Worrall gets 5 years for murdering her sister.

Sister rivalry is a bitch. From Australia comes the story of the Worrall sisters. Kathleen Worrall, 20 years old at the time disturbed by the idea that her sister Susan was bad for the family decided one day after their...

Bill O’ Reilly sparks outrage over Mcdonald’s new ad.

Screaming whack job and born again human being Bill O’Reilly (oddly, the voice of reason over at Fox News), proved once again that he is the almighty overlord of all things moral and just when he...

100 Cups of Coffee. The ins and outs of internet dating.

Being in Central Park, I immediately was on the lookout for the Central Park Rapist. That was until I met Kimberly Spice, the serial dater (as opposed to the serial rapist) that I was interviewing. She...

Michael Teh- Action hero or conflicted hero?

Michael Teh could be described as an actor's actor but that doesn't mean he's not aware that Hollywood where he is based has a mind of it's own. A cursory regard of his resume has him...

My dinner with Falco.

So there I am looking at two mauve lamb chops criss crossing like a delicate ballerina and wondering how I am going to manage eating the tender morsels without licking the juice off the plate. ...