In light of the recent revelation that one of the Real Housewives of NJ‘s stars – Teresa Giudice is $11 million bucks in the hole people up and down our hallway have been wondering why all them girls on the Real Housewives of NY are making upwards of $6666 more per episode than their counterparts in NJ.
That said, this is what we all came up:
1/ Dating in NY has always been about more maintenance and as much as you can tell us you live near of around Princeton or one of those nice suburbs a bum living in the basement of Hell’s Kitchen will always say he’s got it better.
3/ Bravo are now thinking about making a show called Real Housewives of Long Island- all that the housewives will get is a summer share and a free drink ticket at Michael Lohan’s soon to be opened new night club down the road- ‘Controversy.’
4/ No one really expected the NJ version to succeed but since it has been able to define smut for us, that’s about where it will stay.
5/ The people in NJ are equivalent to third world laborers- just ask bitch Bettheny Frankel.
6/ Once you get divorced in NJ it’s just a walk down the street before someone falls all over you, on the other hand once you get divorced in NY- it’s a long walk to loneliness.
7/Them bitches in NJ need to wake up and hire themselves some pr. Vinnie our blind janitor thinks that they should make ‘Real Housewives of NJ,’ the movie and then see them sales go up.
8/ If Danielle could figure a way to kidnap Alex and Simon from NY and hold them for ransom the producers would eventually give up and then drop the salaries of the NY housewives to $7500 an episode, that way the humiliation of being so under compensated in the future will be smaller.
9/ Maria, my girl on Friday thinks if Kelly Bensimon made out with Danielle Staub then maybe the hype would translate to an extra $50 that month.