One flew over the cuckoo’s nest.
Look like Kelly’s little shiny head went into over drive on last Thursday’s episode of – ‘Ny’s Unbearable Housewives.’ After the eye candy chanteuse lost it on the show, speculation started to hit that maybe good old Kelly was going loony tunes a gaga. But Kelly once and for all straightened things out for us by declaring that she’s in fact not crazy- because if she was really crazy she wouldn’t know she was crazy- which isn’t as crazy as it sounds…if you catch Kelly’s idea.
Kelly Bensimon wants to be clear about one thing. She’s not crazy — and that wasn’t a nervous breakdown you saw on The Real Housewives of New York City Thursday, as she blew up at her costars during a trip to the Virgin Islands.
“It was a nervous breakthrough,” Bensimon tells PEOPLE in an exclusive interview appearing in next week’s issue.
A nervous break through? Which in double speak, or excuse us in ‘Kelly speak’ doesn’t that mean authenticated nut job?
“It was four people against one. I go on this trip, I’m trying to be open. I have no expectations. I’m trying to be nice to these women who clearly don’t like me,” Bensimon says. “But the minute I got on the trip, they went after me. It was constant.”
Yes, Kelly, we know them bitches are jealous of you- they all wish they still had their teeth like you and could flip on a bikini at a minute’s notice without once ever sucking in their stomach.
But fans shouldn’t judge Bensimon based on this one episode. “This is me being a Housewife on a television show,” she says. “This is not me in my real life.”
No in private Kelly is even crazier, but she only likes to share that part of herself with people that don’t have an axe to grind with her in public. At least not a very sharp axe.
Source: Huffington Post