Isn’t it time you had a fist fight with the fast food workers at Wendys too?
How to react when the counter boy/girl screws up your order.
We know how it is. You're hungry, the lines are long and all you want to do is just get your order and eat the damn thing....
Gerri Halliwell booed as guest judge on the X factor.
When the audience starts booing at the judge as opposed to the contestant you know something is wrong.
Wednesday night was suppose to be a pleasant night, Gerri's re-indoctrination to the English public and the public's ...
Internet Week Launches with Cobra Starship at Ford Motors.
If there is one thing a paparazzo such as myself will tell you- he can't stand loud noises, loud noises of people shrieking when celebrities pass them, loud noises when rock stars look you in the eye,...
Lilo’s assistant can’t stand her…
Lindsay Lohan wants a steady companion.
Her family is crazy, she has no boyfriend, her two previous pals Coke and Henne were forced out, and so what is poor Lilo left with….Her assistant and her scram bracelet…well just...
Rod Blagojevich is asked to refrain from thinking he is on a celebrity show whilst in court.
Life is no longer going well for Rod.
It seems things are starting to overwhelm Rod, our favorite politician indicted on the take who for some reason has confused court proceedings for a celebrity show that he is...
The Taliban executes your 7 year old boy.
The Taliban would like to know if your 7 year old is a spy.
At risk of joining the anti Taliban train wreck making the tabloid circuits this afternoon, one has to pause and wonder for a moment...
Singing in the Rain with Norah Jones.
Despite a soggy kickoff, Celebrate Brooklyn! is back in a big way. The free summer concert series always starts the season off with a crowd-pleaser, and this year's honor went to the jazzy Norah Jones. The Prospect...
Now it’s Courtney Love’s turn to stick some fingers up her dress.
Celebrity doesn't mean anything unless you can moan in public.
Have you noticed something peculiar lately? That every celebrity or celebrity wanna be is trying to out slut the next celebrity because someone whispered while they were...
It was not an 8-ball; it was my Girlfriend’s mom’s tea…
According to the New York Daily News, Alvaro Casado is suing the NYPD to be reinstated after he was fired in March for testing positive for cocaine.
The 1st year officer says he was not doing cocaine,...
American Apparel wants to let you know you need to be photogenic before they hire you.
How to stay employed in the fashion industry.
According to Gawker who have a hard on for American Apparel and its brass- Dov Charney, a potential employee and for that matter current employees don't have much of a...
Romanian stowaway survives 90 minute flight holding onto an airplane wheel.
The things that happen over European air space.
Let's meet the Romanian stowaway for whom right now because his name has not been publicly released and because Scotland yards is looking for him- we shall call Jack the...
The Fred and Adele Astaire Awards Resounds.
When one thinks of dance one is often despite themselves obliged to take a leap of faith and immerse themselves in their inner childhood and that part of themselves which yearns to connect with space, time...
Scores’ 1st Birthday, featuring 25 of the most Bombshell Dancers, ever!
“You know, there’s a huge difference between strippers and prostitutes. Strippers entice—they sell sexuality. Prostitutes sell sex.” -(Lynn, Score’s newest dancer).
Scores Club celebrated their first birthday last night, with Damon Dash, Damon “Boogie” Dash...
America is falling apart now that unemployment benefits have lapsed.
What to do when the state disregards you.
To be sure there are a lot of people right now in America who are going without too much food these days, one because they can no longer afford it...
Blackwater wants to know if you are in need of a private army.
What to do when the name change does little for you.
For a while Blackwater were the hottest thing in town, well to be succinct - in Iraq and Afghanistan where the federal government would deploy them as...
