Reflections of a Grumpy Publisher. Fxxk Fashion Week.
For those of you who bother and care and I know there are a few of you out there, NY fashion week came and went in a whirlwind, and to be bold, I got my knickers ...
A Détacher: Quietly Crazy
I wrote last February that A Détacher’s Mona Kowalska marches to the beat of her own drummer. Now that I’ve seen her Spring / Summer 2011 offering, I’d like to revise that statement upward. Kowalska...
Meghan Walsh presents her 2011 Spring/Summer collection.
Meghan Walsh said “Salaam!” to fashion week at the Ramscale Penthouse where she debuted her Spring/Summer 2011 line “Blank Silk”–her first professional collection, in fact. Jazzy Indian pop music played over the speakers and silk swags...
Farah Angsana Spring/Summer 2011 Collection.
‘Diversity’ in Ethno-Glam.’ This collection was to be Farah’s serenade to her Indonesian motherland, to its variety of lush landscapes and multicolored citizens. Although the models were mostly exhibiting various shades of...
Teenage Mother Jailed for Sticking Baby to the Wall with Duct Tape
Parents have always adored taking embarrassing pictures of their children while they can still physically overpower them. It provides mommy with material sometimes for blackmail and, if more commonly, to show dates when once the kids...
Silhouette Building Sets the Gold Standard of Green
There are moments—those rare, freak occurrences where all the pieces come together to create something marvelous. It’s amazing when it happens by accident, and it’s nothing short of spectacular when...
Should you be renting your derriere to KFC too ladies?
Aren't you happy that another corporate entity is getting to objectify your sexuality?
Kentucky Fried Chicken Finger lickin’ what’s gud people has just initiated a new advertising campaign, the premise of which takes advantage of svelte ladies...
Pets are now getting fatter courtesy of their owners.
Isn't it time you went on a diet?
Have you been noticing that pets are generally getting fatter these days? Of course you have, which us has wondering what will it finally take to get you to all...
No mercy for Teresa Lewis. Death penalty ordained.
Will Teresa be spared a lethal injection come before Thursday?
The case of Teresa Lewis has begun to strike a chord both here in the nation and strangely enough in Iran as well, as a consequence of...
Parasite Hilton is detained in Japan.
Life is starting to become cumbersome for the world’s collective hero, Parasite Hilton, following reports that Japanese authorities have detained her at Narita airport, Japan. The reason? Japanese law allows that it can renege entry...
Horrorcore Rapper Pleads Guilty to Farmville, VA Slaying
One young horrorcore rapper, Richard McCroskey, 21, who’d posted tracks about murder on his Myspace, pleaded guilty today to slaying his online girlfriend and three others in the rural town of Farmville Virginia one year ago.
Reports...
Caffeine Killer Strangles his Wife with a Power Cable After Too Many Sodas and Diet Pills
Be wary in that cafe around you – could you, as you’re reading this, be surrounded by potentially psychotic ‘caffeine killers?’
We’ve all felt a little crazy jittery after three (or four) espressos and no...
Should Dina Lohan finally get a job?
When the children are too broke to support you.
Dina Lohan, mother to social pariah phenomenon Lilo has publicly been contemplating her financial fate of late. With her main bread winner, 'Lilo Coco-policious' more than likely heading back...
Tibi 2011 Spring Collections.
As I sat waiting for the Tibi Spring 2011 show to start, I tried not to let extraneous circumstances cloud my vision and potentially taint my review. It was one of those Fashion Week days:...
Ralph Lauren: Goes West for Spring/Summer 2011.
The atmosphere at Ralph Lauren’s Spring 2011 runway show was enviable: there was a solemn air as the audience waited with baited, almost reverential breath to see the clothes. There were no celebrities or pseudo-celebrities courting...
