When the children are too broke to support you.
Dina Lohan, mother to social pariah phenomenon Lilo has publicly been contemplating her financial fate of late. With her main bread winner, ‘Lilo Coco-policious’ more than likely heading back to the slammer to catch up on friends, Madame Lohan has been publicly begging contemplating what she’ll do next.
Radar:“Dina is struggling to make ends meet and pay Lindsay’s lawyers and this latest development doesn’t help things.
“Everyone thinks the Lohan family is so well-off, but if they knew the truth, it would be shocking.”
Thankfully for Dina, she has one other daughter, Ali, and if she plays her cards right, perhaps she can get a decent price on the auction block at some Middle Eastern Bazaar where she will be groomed to be a B grade actress in Yemeni while Madame Lohan manages her mis fortunes.
To be honest, part of us thinks Madame Dina should just go and get a job, but frankly does Madame Dina really have any useful skills other than being a self flagellating media whore, and wouldn’t you be worried while Dina is flipping your burger that she might over cook them while she made herself pretty for the paparazzi?
Personally I think we all need to chip in and donate as much money as we can all graciously give, after all, Madame Dina is practically begging you to take out that paper cup and start begging at the nearest subway stop near your house:
“Feed a hungry Media Whore today.”
Source: D listed
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