The Giorgio Gucci Pony Show.
Last week saw a dizzy ensemble of wanna be socialites and media whore fixtures (yes I am being particularly mean this afternoon…) mercilessly parading themselves in front of a bemused and often lost Giorgio...
Fashion Will Always Have Paris – Spring/Summer 2011
Milan might be touting vibrancy and head-to-toe colour for Spring/Summer 11 but Paris leaned towards a mood that's all futuristic and sleek.
Balenciaga kick started the Paris Spring/Summer 2011 proceedings with boxy tunics and...
Poppy Virus Kills Crops by Half, Triples Heroin Prices
Though at first it seems merely a curiosity (or news only for the addicts) reports that an Afghanistani “poppy eating virus” has tripled drug prices and cut “global opium production..this year nearly by half” could well impact...
Lithuanian Blondes Build Blonde Only Island Get Away in the Maldives
One Lithuanian company blinded with blonde ambition and calling itself Olialia (ooh-la-la) has been a bit busy growing a “blonde business empire” by building a Baltic island pleasure palace staffed only by – you guessed ...
Australian Brawler Killed by Police Pepper Spray After Rugby Win
Rumors that ‘flooded’ Twitter this morning as rowdy Australian Rugby fans turned away from St. George’s League Club in Kogarah heard that “something very bad happened’ during victory celebrations for their squad. When throngs of rugby...
Chinese Teen Beaten to Death at Web Addiction Camp
One Chinese internet addiction camp instructor and 'two others' allegedly disciplined sixteen-year-old Chen Shi to death, with 'with a plastic pipe, handcuffs and a wooden baton when he refused to run' after his mother had...
Howard Veal wants you to know he has fathered 23 children and is now off to jail.
Howard Veal, a 44-year-old resident of Muskegon, Michigan, wants you to know, his sperm is a sure bet every time; and he’s got twenty-three children to fourteen different women to prove it; although he doesn’t ...
Austin Purifoy wants you to know he pooped in the wrong car.
When a joke doesn't turn out to be so funny.
Austin Purifoy is going to be watching for a long time to come where he goes pooping. Why? Let’s grab some toilet paper and find out…
LC Sun:LAS CRUCES...
Max Bronfman- The New Label Pioneer.
I’m sitting directly across from Max Bronfman, a conscientious young man who is currently taking in the sweeping Penthouse views around us as he ponders the question I have just happenstance asked him; ” How...
Tony Bennett and Susan Benedetto bring in the ‘Exploring the Arts’ Gala
Despite the rain, Tony Bennett and his beautiful wife Susan Benedetto turned out at least 500 guests for their “Exploring the Arts” gala on Monday, September 27 at Cipriani’s on Wall Street. The event was held to...
THE SEA INSIDE. An EXISTENTIAL PARABLE.
This fall, BlueMouth, Wooster Group, PS122 and the French Institute want to expand your reach as a human being. Can you really afford to say no?
A few blocks away from Borough Hall, the corner of Atlantic...
88 People ‘Like’ Texas shooting
History repeated itself again today when Colton Tooley, a 19-year-old Texas sophomore majoring in Math, donned a dark suit and ski mask before he opened fire with an AK-47 near the infamous UT Tower. After shooting...
These Bigamist Reality Stars Are Now Being Investigated For Bigamy
With their Big Love reality spinoff, Sister Wives, the Browns have irrevocably whored exposed themselves by allowing cameras in their home. And, as is usual with all exciting things that happen under pretense of reality, it...
Baby Boomers committing suicide at unprecedented rates.
It’s no longer turning out to be the golden years of your life but the nightmare of your life.
It wasn’t suppose to be like this, but with the recent economic travails and upheaval in society and mores,...
3 year old caught with pot in the classroom.
Getting high is starting to happen to younger and younger people by the day.
Have you ever heard of a 3 year old getting high? Neither have we, but that doesn't mean it's not happening or at least...
