And this is why I woke up this morning. Sofia Vergara wows in leather tights and bright red wedges.

Kids here I go going blind before the day is even out. Never mind, it's just Sophia Vergara strutting the universe with her slutty uniform eternal good looks, never mind that I should be worried now that she's fast...

Surprise! Pippa Middleton is now dating her ex, the heir to the Duchy of Northumberland.

If Kate can become a duchess so can I dammit!  Kids, the streamers are flying all over my bedroom and with good reason.... dailymail.co.uk: Pippa Middleton is in a serious romance with a wealthy earl who is heir to one Britain's...

Barbara Monteiro at 175 pounds would like to tell you this morning she is the new Miss Brazil Plus.

Bigger is actually now better... While most female outlets will preach until kingdom come that a woman's worth is contingent on her flawless light (under 125 110 pounds) as she comes beauty, over there in Brazil they're sticking their thumbs...

A portrait of Casey Anthony: Hello God, it’s me Casey? Who will save me?

Casey Anthony will be forced from out of hiding and back to court Casey Anthony- Unloved and disavowed. How one woman became a nation’s punching bag… It should be no surprise to those of you following the Casey Anthony saga that she...

Scarlett Johansson would like you to finally meet her secret non celebrity boyfriend of 5 months: Nate Naylor.

Kids there was a time when an actress could hope to live her life with some degree of anonymity. That of course was before the internet and the paparazzi came along to provide us with 24/7 regurgitated tales of...

Welcome to the London Summer Olympics where local landlords have now taken to evicting tenants in order to price...

With the world set to descend London this summer, local landlords, especially London's east are discovering any and every means possible to force out local tenants so as to make room for tourists where flats are now renting a...

L’oreal’s Ad featuring a photoshopped Rachel Weisz banned.

Anything to get you to buy the myth.... It seems the beauty industry has once again found itself in a spot of bother with the release of L'oreal's latest homage to eternal beauty, youth and good looks featuring actress Rachel...

Complaints that latest Libra ad will incite transgender prejudice ignored by Australia’s Advertising Bureau as debate gains fuel (once...

It seems the debate behind Libra's ad for its tampon pitting one 'natural' woman against a 'transgender' woman has riled its head once again pursuant to local demands that Australia's Advertising Standards Bureau pull the ad or risk inciting prejudice...

And this is why I’m dizzy today: Kim Kardashian just dyed her hair and tweeted about it.

Once a media whore, always a media whore. Just another day at the office.... Kids, it's time we all go for a collective walk to the hairdressers. Why you wonder? Well because Kim Kardashian, the bimbo starlet of Hollywood pandering...

Scallywag is hiring: Interns with tabloid and/or writing experience, Editorial Writers, Fashion Bloggers, Back-End Layout Artists & Photographers.

Those hired must commit a total of 20 hours a week (sometimes here with us and sometimes from the comfort of your boudoir) where you will be compensated via college credit.   TABLOID BLOGGER INTERNS + TABLOID BLOGGERS- https://scallywagandvagabond.com/category/savage-predator/ If you wish to...

Casey Anthony leaker, Holly Briley caught attempting to extort high profile lawyer Kim Picazio.

The wheels just keep on turning... as if the whole Casey Anthony saga couldn't get any crazier as far as the Briley's go, Holly Briley has now tried to EXTORT high-profile attorney Kim Picazio. You may recall Picazio's involvement in...

British pair deported at LAX after ‘jokingly’ texting they were going to ‘destroy America.’

Some jokes are best kept to oneself.... It seems like a British pair, Leigh Van Bryan and Emily Banting may have received the short end of the stick after being stopped at Los Angeles's International airport (LAX) pursuant to texts...

The utterly hideous and worst dressed at SAG 2012.

In an upshot kids? Boring, bland and shameful. What were these bixches thinking? Never mind, we'll get even by shaming these horrid hopefuls who had the gall to terrorize us with their dowdy and often disastrous apparations. Ready? Good,...

Father, mother and son sentenced to life for ‘twisted’ honor killings of family daughters.

Four lives down the drain because of a twisted notion of honor. Three members of a Montreal family will be facing life imprisonment after being found guilty of premeditated murder of the family's 3 teenage daughters and their father's first wife...

Oh my God! Who will snag Pippa as Oprah and Barbara now bid $500K for a live interview?

My wet dream will finally come true... Kids, I prayed and prayed and every night baby Jesus, said: "Scallywagy, where there is a will there is a way, and when them bixches start throwing real money at Pippa that bixch...