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And this is why I woke up this morning. Sofia Vergara wows in leather tights and bright red wedges.

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Kids here I go going blind before the day is even out. Never mind, it’s just Sophia Vergara strutting the universe with her slutty uniform eternal good looks, never mind that I should be worried now that she’s fast approaching 40. Please can someone tell the media that women do not turn into prunes when they get older? Well except for Demi Moore, that bixch turned into a hell’s basket or whatever the expression is for nihilistic self destructive behavior.

As usual the dailymail leads in the talk of uber sunshine rays….

dailymail.co.uk: Wearing a sexy pair of leather trousers, the brunette bombshell looked incredible in a racy outfit that accentuated her figure for dinner in Los Angeles last night.

She finished of the look with a pair of red hot skyscraper heels, a snakeskin clutch bag and black blazer.

Kids, yes I am fornicating against the kitchen wall as we look on together.Happy Sophia?!!

The Modern Family star was enjoying food at Katsuya, Brentwood when onlookers got more than they bargained for as she headed for the exit.

The 39-year-old ended up flashing her underwear to diners as she faced a torrent of bright light upon her exit.

Perhaps the star was unaware of her top being see-through when exposed to anything more than dim lighting.

Hmm. Dim lighting. Now it all makes sense to me and the chipmunks. To think Sophia might be a closet nymph with a prediliction too exposing her private parts would of course be mildly chaffing at the collar.

And here’s a little pandering to Sophia who’s always happy to sell you a wet dream at a very reasonable price of course:

Vergara recently introduced a lingerie line to her successful Womenswear collection which launched last Autumn at Kmart.

As well as the intimates her jewellery designs will also be available under Sofia by Sofia Vergara just in time for Valentine’s Day.

Her fashion items are meant for the suburban mass-market customer and is available at select stores across the United States.

Her fashion might be designed for the masses but kids let’s be honest Sophia herself is only designed for a very designated few. But would you expect otherwise? Hawt bixch…

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