Too late. James Holmes Halloween mask removed from Ebay.

Ebay would like to apologize to all of you who had planned to come as James Holmes for Halloween. Looks like a Halloween mask in homage to James Holmes, the Batman shooter who recently went on a shooting rampage is...

Learning how to shoot sideways is a must do for all you aspiring gangsters on the fly.

Are you an aspiring gangster wondering how to effectively go about your business of terrorizing and generally killing people that don't see your way? Then relax because one former US Marine Corp marksmanship instructor, Jon Davis wants to confirm...

Ivy league consultant falls 30 stories to her death. Suicide?

With everything to live for it is now being reported that 28 year old ivy league educated Stephanie Becker has died as a result of having fallen out of a window of a 30 storey luxury high NYC Chelsea...

Chris Brown dumps Karrueche Tran so he can resume his ‘friendship’ with Rihanna.

How not to so undiplomatically dump your girlfriend in public. Chris Brown for those who haven't figured it out yet is a modern day lothario whose ever beating heart commands the love and attention of every jilted seductress on the...

Ex-Beatrice owner Paul Sevigny and Vanity Fair’s Craydon clash over club name.

What's in a club's name? Well according to Paul Sevigny quite a lot actually… According to page 6, Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter is planning to relaunch the much ballyhooed Beatrice Inn, once a mainstay amongst the downtown elite (before being...

Brooklyn assistant principal sends student 3000 texts. Would call girl at 3am…

Christian Del Re of Leon M. Goldstein High School for the Sciences in Brooklyn Christian Del Re a once rising star (once being the operative word…) in the public school system has found himself on the brink of being fired after...

And them bixches Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey really do hate each other…

Mariah Carey beefs up security after Nicki Minaj threatens to shoot the bixch. Seems like there might be more fun watching 'American Idol' judges duking it out this coming season than the usual searing looks that come courtesy of derailed...

News anchor responds on air to viewers who think she’s too fat for TV.

Video of Jennifer Livingston's rebuke is below at bottom of page. News anchor Jennifer Livingston this morning went live on air to respond to growing viewer dissent that she may just well be too fat for TV. Wrote one viewer to...

Welcome to Extreme Cheapskates. Toilet paper? No I just use my hand…

Video: Extreme Cheapskates has premiered and that shit is damn scary… Saving money for most of us to make our expenses is a universally understood grind, but then again there are some of you out there that may be taking...

Lindsay Lohan accuses Republican staffer of assaulting her at W Hotel. Charges dropped.

The chipmunks are once again cheering… Lindsay Lohan is said to be accusing Republican Party staff member 25 year old Christian LaBella of assaulting her this past Saturday evening at Manhattan's Union Square W hotel. The incident purportedly happened after...

And here’s Karlie Kloss looking very cute in her cute pink shorts. Too thin, really?

Karlie Kloss's rib cage may have caused some matter of controversy this past week after it was claimed the model is simply too thin but the following images below show that although she may be preternaturally on the lithe...

Arnold Schwarzenegger now confesses he had affair with Brigitte Nielsen in new autobiography.

Well at least she wasn't the maid… Arnold Schwarzenegger has disclosed in a new shock tell all autobiography that he once had an affair with Danish model/actress Brigette Nielsen whilst still involved with ex wife Maria Shriver. The book, titled: 'Total...

Video: Live car chase suicide leaves Fox presenter freaking out.

Here's something that will make you wonder about the misery of life and the horrible things that some of us journalists have to contend with in order to grab your attention. In short it involves Fox presenter Shepard Smith who...

Oh really? Christina Aguilera gets wasted with boyfriend Matthew Rutler.

All Christina Aguilera wants to do is have a good time. A very messy lousy good time that is… It seems staff tending to Christina Aguilera at Beverly Hills hotspot Spago restaurant had their work cut out for them last...

Meet the teenage girl who has transformed herself into a living Japanese anime doll.

Devoted anime fan Anastasiya Shpagina has literally over the years transformed herself into a living Japanese anime film character. With large glassy eyes, purple hair, miniature waist and a super defined chiseled pout one is pressed to wonder if...