Well at least she wasn’t the maid…
Arnold Schwarzenegger has disclosed in a new shock tell all autobiography that he once had an affair with Danish model/actress Brigette Nielsen whilst still involved with ex wife Maria Shriver.
The book, titled: ‘Total Recall: My Unbelievable True Life Story,’ already the most talked about celebrity autobiography in years, goes into detail how the 65 year old actor, former California governor had a sexual tryst with Nielsen whilst he was by then living with his soon to be wife Maria Shriver.
The affair is supposed to have taken place in 1985 when the actor made the film ‘Red Sonja’ with Nielsen as his co star. It is also known that Nielsen at the time was married to Arnie’s close pal, actor Sylvester Stallone. What though perhaps makes the affair even more perverse is the disclosure from Nielsen last year in her own autobiography is that she had no knowledge that Schwarzenegger was even involved with another woman at the time. At the time when Nielsen came out with her assertion Schwarzenneger failed to address it until now openly admitting to it in his own autobiography.
Adding injury to insult is the fact that the actor does not intend to share any of the proceeds from the sale of the book with his ex wife, insisting that he has every intention of keeping all the profits to himself. This despite the fact that Shriver takes up a key strand in the book. Also unsettling to Ms Shriver is her ex husband’s calculated move not to divulge that he was even writing a book about their time together or to even share a copy of the book before it went to press purportedly fearing that she may then demand a portion of the profits herself, have challenged certain interpretation of events or simply the way she was portrayed.
With Ms Shriver looking worse for wear in public it is also purported that the actor as recently as last week made overtures to Ms Shriver to have her take him back, an overture that she firmly turned down. Can anyone guess why….?
Brigitte Nielsen stumbling in LA park completely disorientated. High, drunk or what?
Arnold Scwharzenegger to Maria Shriver: ‘No thanks I’ll just take a 20 year girlfriend instead.’
Does Arnold Schwarzenegger have a new girlfriend?
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver call it quits after 25 years.
Wonder if he’ll address all of the gay rumors — during his body building years? I would suspect not.
Get tested Maria!
He’s a jack a–.
In honor of Arnold’s latest sexcess…
1. Oktober, 2012
Dear Mister Editer;
(Please acuse my Englisch. I only ben in Kountry tirty years
or sew.)
I hope dat all Ahnold sopproters allow di great Austrian to
speak about his new Booch, My SpeziaI inzidentals
Life,oder something like dis. What a super mensch! Sure. Sure. So he was
acuse of groping sum butiful woman. And smoked a few mariauana Zigaretten. (At
least he admits to de crimes.) And he poked the prison Nazis in de back mit de
Kontrakt mess from, how do you say, Meisterburger Grau Davis. Like a strong man
dat he is, Ahnold rose above de propaganda. Ahnold is kein girlie man. In de
fact, he gave Kalifornea de enema it needed. And stuff de borders mit
sauerkraut – not refied beens. Nicht mehr Illegible immigrents! (Gott – dis
dumbkopf keybored.)
In my lands, years ago, Kings ran alles. No butty had to
worry about spending too much monies hier and der. Once de gravy train, as yous
say dis, was gone, the schweinhunds just raised tax! To hell mit gibbing lawmen
of Sacremento in capitol building power to spend die citizens dollars. They act
two much like kings of olds. One man. Ahnold. He tried to fix de money supply,
but got caught mit ein maedchen. Achh! Like Gott, Ahnold giveth and taketh
away. (Bibelworts.) Now here in Kalifornea and Amerika, too much peoples on
welfare dis and foodstamps dat. Ach du lieber. What dis EBT? Give me a crack!
Tank Gott Ahnold wants to show dem hoose de leader of my state and cut diese
Schweine into kleine Wienerschnitzel.
Like in de olden Tage, unions war bad. Why should sie be
able to help pass laws for working peoples? Didn’t anybody’s see de truth story
film chitty chitty bang bang? Someones has to follow orders. Ahnold took die
schnitzel by the hand and led to triumph.
I’m sorry but cant remember alles. Trust me Kaliforneans.
Ahnold has yer back – no matters. And tank you mister editer for dis chance to
speak both of my mind.
Kaliforneans – will you not join Ahnold and celebrate his
grossest ding to date? (His booch of some title mentioned above.) Read his
booch. Make Kalifornea strength again.
Es tut mir leid dis letter took so long. Ich wrote as fast
as possibly.
Highly Regards,
Dr. Georg Hinsbetter
Anudder one of some proud Austrians