Heaux Confessionals; “Have you ever been with a black man before?”
"I've never been with a black man before."
This is how some of my most grand skankery has come about. Granted, I have heard this...
The Queen would cordially like to invite you to her grandson’s wedding via fax...
In a sign that the Queen always knows best and has little disregard for cyber culture and your roving email accounts- her majesty has...
Entrepreneur plans to introduce medical-marijuana soft drinks.
As we predicted, here comes coverage of yet another questionable beverage whoring itself as a media spectacle and intentionally flirting with being banned –...
Miss Arkansas wants to tell you about how loaded she got this weekend.
If I'm a 19 year old beauty Queen will anyone notice me stumbling in a stupor in the snow?
Time to remember the good old...
Taco Bell wants to tell you that it doesn’t entirely use beef in their...
Is that a rubber tyre floating in the back of your stomach.
Hmm. Feeling hungry? Feel like some Taco Bell? Well you better hold off.
globeandmail: Taco...
‘Avenue of the Americas’ Better Than Advertised
Certain messages are timeless—they hold special meaning regardless of the when they’re heard. Sidney Lumet’s media frenzy Network was one such work. Avenue of the Americas may prove...
The top ten fashion whores of NYC.
With the imminent arrival of the IMG Mercedes Benz Fashion collections starting to parade our consciousness we thought it was time to have a...
Afghan children fed pure opium.
Don't you wish you were a child living in Afghanistan too?
Just in case you've been wondering how bad things really are in Afghanistan today...
Ted Williams wants you to know he’s going to take a raincheck on rehab.
Will the sky pour a drop of whiskey into Ted William's soul?
It started off like a fairy tale story and at this stage we're...
The 2011 American Antiques Show (TAAS) Gala Preview.
Last Wednesday saw the American Folk Art museum in concert with patrons celebrated the 10th anniversary of the American Antiques show- a consortium first...
The Sleek set turn up for Albert Watson at Milk.
If you are in the business of gawking at sleek looking children with perfect jawlines and too high cheekbones we certainly hope you were...
Cristobal Balenciaga’s birthday party at the Queen Sofia Spanish Institute.
This past Thursday saw us attending the honorary birthday of Cristobal Balenciaga’s birthday at the Queen Sofia Spanish Institute where a dandy crowd and high fashion...
IKEA Designed to be an Inescapable, Sadomasochistic Hyper-Real Labyrinth
IKEA stores may be intentionally designed as hyper-real labyrinths in order to induce customer confusion while simultaneously maximizing in-store time, says ProfessorAlan Penn -- director of...
Death, gloating and the public message boards. Are you ready to be sneered in...
What is it about cyberspace that allows people the comfort to carry on in a way that in most one on one situations they would be...
Abortion doctor kept babies feet in staff refrigerator and other horrors.
Buckle your seatbelts; we’re headed to Dr. Kermit Gosnell’s house of horrors, a place that Pennsylvania prosecutors call a drug mill by day and an...
