The world can finally sigh a sigh of relief as the newest member of Jersey Shore (you know it’s only a matter of time before the critter is segued way into the show as the show’s moral balance) Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world safe and sound and of course ready to be famous like his momma Snooki.
Born circa 3am on Sunday at St Barnabas Medical Center, Snooki has been doing nothing but tweeting about little Lorenzo reminding us how wonderful it is to be a mom and how excited she is about her new sidekick (I know I’m being a little mean, but you know Snooki is going to dress little Lorenzo in some hazy shit and have him strut with her on the boardwalk sooner or later).
But in case you think no one is interested in giving little Lorenzo his own shot at becoming his own bonafide media whore, there’s this:
Radar: “There was a camera crew from 495 Productions, which produces Snooki & JWOWW, and they were in Snooki’s hospital room in the hours leading up to her birth. Viewers will see Snooki in labor and the camera crew was kicked out as she was about to give birth. However, Snooki’s fiance, Jionni LaValle, was using a personal camcorder and he carried on filming.”
Tweeted our delicate media whore: “Being a mom is an amazing feeling!!!” she wrote. “I love my little man to death!”
And once Snooki tweeted her cast mates all tweeted cause even they understand how important little Lorenzo is going to be their collective futures:
“So proud of @snooki and @JLaValle! Lorenzo is the cutest baby I ever seen. Love him already,” Polizzi’s “Snooki & JWoww” costar Jenni (JWoww) Farley tweeted.
“Congrats to Nicole and jionni on their healthy baby boy! All the best,” Mike (The Situation) Sorrentino chimed in.
Polizzi’s pal Paul (DJ Pauly D) DelVecchio was so excited about the new bundle of joy that he insisted on capitalizing every word.
“I Love It This Time A Yearrr When Baby Lorenzo’s Here !!!!!”
Never mind we can finally rejoice that a measure of sanity has finally arrived at the Polizzi household and the Jersey Shore boardwalk, but for how long who can tell…?