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PETA claims Mars as their own meat-free colony

I was not aware that we were in the position to take dibs on planets yet, but hey, I’m fairly certain Oprah owns her...

Vladmir Putin ‘luckily’ discovers two sixth century Grecian urns

Then a plane flew by trailing, “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” in skywriting, just in time for the photo op. Thanks to Russian Prime Minister Vladmir Putin, archaeologists...

Protester who had fourth amendment written on his chest is set to challenge the...

Aaron B. Tobey’s lawsuit against airport and federal officials is underway, the 21-year-old Charlottesville man who stripped down to his underwear in...

Drunkard urinates on eleven-year-old mid-flight

There are due causes for urinating on someone: getting stung by a jelly fish, made famous by Friends; if you’re dying of thirst...

Meet Rev. Larson and his merry band of teenage exorcists

I do not know if you know this, but there is a worldwide shortage of exorcists at the moment, and the demand could...

Man who met woman through online dating site is held for questioning as woman...

America will soon have a new did he or didn't she kill her case to entertain itself with for the balance of the summer. Authorities...

Woman sues her boss after he demanded a Monday to Friday schedule of what...

Imagine going to work dressed solely on the basis of what your immediate boss deemed appropriate? Sounds like an average day at work...

Neighborhood protests note: “Glad you have cancer, so die stupid”

Edward Jimmis does not care if his neighbor has cancer.  No, actually he’s pleased that that son of a bitch is suffering.  And...

Bar patron recognizes ‘Ms. Puppy’, realizes Ms. Puppy’s wanted for double murder.

A double murder suspect cross-dresser (what a pervert) going by the name Ms. Puppy has been booked after a fellow Palm Springs bar...

Supervisor charged with strangling autistic patient to death

In gruesome news, a developmental aide supervisor at Staten Island’s South Beach Psychiatric Center “surrendered to police” today, facing homicide charges in...

Ithaca wants no part of Cornell’s suicide net idea.

Cornell University is spearheading a campaign to install safety nets under three city bridges to save people from suicide jumps; the city responded...

Swedish man wonders if splitting atoms at home is legal, gets arrested.

Leave ziz to ze experts, amateur! A story that appeared in the Swedish language paper Helsingsborgs Dagblad involved that of a 31-year-old man...

Redefining the family: transgender couple gives birth to miracle baby

How’s this for unconventional: about twenty odd years ago, Cai was born a girl; Scott born a boy.  Eventually, Cai became the man he is...

Man finds brick of unknown substance, snorts it, dies.

It's time to take a bizarre fishing expedition and see what you can drag out of the ocean. Have you ever gone fishing and hauled...

Mother arrested five days after she abandoned her child to work in a strip...

Sounds about right. Daily Mail: Micah Ashley Alford, 26, was apprehended on charges of child endangerment and abandonment after police received a tip-off that she...